"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jimmy Butler has been in Tennis Star Cocao Gauff's Dms and offering her tickets to the finals

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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There were also rumors that Jimmy Butler had sex with the married and menopausal Rachel Nichols in the Summer-Fall 2020 NBA "bubble" during the worst of the pandemic. Rachel Nichols would have been 46 at that time. Rachel Nichols is sort of debatably cute if you're into borderline curvy/fat women in their 40s.


So what if Jimmy Butler is trying to get with Coco Gauff? He is sort of doing it with her in a simpier kind of way. Why doesn't he just ask her out on a standard date?
 

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There were also rumors that Jimmy Butler had sex with the married and menopausal Rachel Nichols in the Summer-Fall 2020 NBA "bubble" during the worst of the pandemic. Rachel Nichols would have been 46 at that time. Rachel Nichols is sort of debatably cute if you're into borderline curvy/fat women in their 40s.
Black Guys will go low for any white woman lol.

So what if Jimmy Butler is trying to get with Coco Gauff? He is sort of doing it with her in a simpier kind of way. Why doesn't he just ask her out on a standard date?
He doesn't have any game lol, he has relied on his status most of his life.
 

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Black Guys will go low for any white woman lol.
That's true in general. However, the 2020 NBA "bubble" was a unique circumstance as few outside, random women were allowed into it. Rachel Nichols (then of ESPN) was in the "bubble" due to her job. Rachel was one of the few females in there, so the value of her poontang was raised by a lot based on those conditions. Her SMV as a 46 year old woman in the "bubble" was probably that of a 26 year old under regular conditions.

I have believed that Jimmy Butler and Rachel Nichols had sex during the "bubble". Rachel Nichols was not rumored to have had sex with anyone else during the "bubble". It is logical that a 46 year old woman with expiring eggs due to forthcoming menopause would have been horny during the "bubble". She was also away from her longtime husband and any child raising responsibilities so she was in a better state of mind to be receptive to new penis during the "bubble".

As a result, Rachel Nichols' husband is a cuck. There hasn't been a divorce since the end of the "bubble" either in the Nichols household.

He doesn't have any game lol, he has relied on his status most of his life.
Game is some combination of looks, money, status, and personality. Bill Gates has always been a 0 on looks but gotten women due to money and status. Using status to get laid can be effective. Jimmy Butler might not excel on personality but status might be enough for him.
 

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Cringe thread.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Black Guys will go low for any white woman lol.



He doesn't have any game lol, he has relied on his status most of his life.
Jimmy's a big Nickelback fan from what I hear
 

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https://bleacherreport.com/articles...coco-gauff-nba-finals-tickets-before-playoffs

What!!! I thought rich men were only interested in dating down such as the cute woman that took their Mcdonalds order
They are not interested in dating the cute young woman who took their order, they are interested in having sex and getting pregnant the cute young woman who took their order.

Sex and Babies with Young and Hot.

Dating and Companionship with Older and Menopausal.
 

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Dating and Companionship with Older and Menopausal.
If I may turn this around for a moment, I think older and meopausal are only for sex and temporary fun. There is no value in an aged woman so their only value comes from the fact a guy can nut in her now and again. We do want companionship but we can get that from young hot girls, too. A young hot girl is far more loyal and passionate than an old used up woman.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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