Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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my opinion: OK, maybe if he done this for a bride half this harridan's age ...
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Anyone who spends huge on weddings is a moron.
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my opinion: OK, maybe if he done this for a bride half this harridan's age ...
My friend is getting married this weekend and they’re spending $2500. For everything. They’re spending another $2500 for their honeymoon. He must have found the last financially smart woman. Dang my luck.
D@mn, bro. I guess next year I could ask the admin to change my username, but truth be told "Dr. Moron" doesnt quite have the same ring to it.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
That's good. The weddings in my social circle were all well over $2,500. Honeymoons too were over $2,500.
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my opinion: OK, maybe if he done this for a bride half this harridan's age ...
Exactly. I would say it would be worth it she were a nubile, fertile 19 year-old.
It's not even worth it then.Exactly. I would say it would be worth it she were a nubile, fertile 19 year-old.
And if my aunt had balls ...
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.