"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Do you think this chick on a Zoom discussion is trying to show off her ample knockers?

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I was watching this - which is good in its own right - but I couldn't help notice the chick participant who seems to go out of her way to show off her twin peaks.

Here's where the floor show starts:

 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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She's got four eyes and a fivehead. What else does she have to work with? I mean she'd have to take them out to take my eyes off that massive noggin.
 

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She's got four eyes and a fivehead. What else does she have to work with? I mean she'd have to take them out to take my eyes off that massive noggin.
How about you focus on her big...INTELLECT and her ample... arguments, you damn misogynist!!!
 

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I don't give a sh!t how big her knockers are, that lady is ugly as hell.
She goes on TV or in front of a large audience producing zero effort into her appearance.
I automatically place women like this in the entitled, arrogant, self-centered feminist category.


 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I was watching this - which is good in its own right - but I couldn't help notice the chick participant who seems to go out of her way to show off her twin peaks.

Here's where the floor show starts:

I wouldn’t mind seeing what’s under that blouse….

-Augustus-
 

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Yeah that thing is nowhere near good looking. And what ampleness?
 

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These dudes are obvious betas and she's trying to flex on them

I like the beta on the right at 15:20: "this...rhetorical...shh...shh...shift to those who are so entrenched on the other side"

Lol, deep down he knows he's spouting word salad crap while being cuckolded.
 
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I don't give a sh!t how big her knockers are, that lady is ugly as hell.
She goes on TV or in front of a large audience producing zero effort into her appearance.
I automatically place women like this in the entitled, arrogant, self-centered feminist category.


And the spoiler: this woman is a conservative. But instead on flexing on soyboys, she flexes on academic and Christian types.

Women like this seek their own niche so they can exploit it to the hilt, because they don't have much to work with to start.

Case in point - around the 17;00 mark she says "you can still be strong on the border without actually building a wall".

What "conservative" doesn't want a border wall? One that wants more attention from men at all costs, that's who.
 
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These dudes are obvious betas and she's trying to flex on them

I like the beta on the right at 15:20: "this...rhetorical...shh...shh...shift to those who are so entrenched on the other side"

Lol, deep down he knows he's spouting word salad crap while being cuckolded.
Exactly. His word salad was cringey.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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