That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
How about you focus on her big...INTELLECT and her ample... arguments, you damn misogynist!!!She's got four eyes and a fivehead. What else does she have to work with? I mean she'd have to take them out to take my eyes off that massive noggin.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I wouldn’t mind seeing what’s under that blouse….I was watching this - which is good in its own right - but I couldn't help notice the chick participant who seems to go out of her way to show off her twin peaks.
Here's where the floor show starts:
And the spoiler: this woman is a conservative. But instead on flexing on soyboys, she flexes on academic and Christian types.I don't give a sh!t how big her knockers are, that lady is ugly as hell.
She goes on TV or in front of a large audience producing zero effort into her appearance.
I automatically place women like this in the entitled, arrogant, self-centered feminist category.
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Exactly. His word salad was cringey.These dudes are obvious betas and she's trying to flex on them
I like the beta on the right at 15:20: "this...rhetorical...shh...shh...shift to those who are so entrenched on the other side"
Lol, deep down he knows he's spouting word salad crap while being cuckolded.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
If you're going to be cringey, at least do it for a somewhat young woman. The woman below was 34-35 at the time of filming.Exactly. His word salad was cringey.
Yeah that scene is totally classic.If you're going to be cringey, at least do it for a somewhat young woman. The woman below was 34-35 at the time of filming.