"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tying the knot at 93 to a woman 40+years younger…

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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corsica

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He looks pretty good for 93.

Maybe they're getting married so she can inherit his pension? I have no idea how it works.
 

The Duke

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He's had some plastic surgery.


Aldrin has been married three times. His first marriage was on December 29, 1954, to Joan Archer, a Rutgers University and Columbia University alumna with a master's degree. They had three children, James, Janice and Andrew. They filed for divorce in 1974.[176][177] His second was to Beverly Van Zile, whom he married on December 31, 1975,[178] and divorced in 1978. His third was to Lois Driggs Cannon, whom he married on February 14, 1988.[179] Their divorce was finalized in December 2012. The settlement included 50 percent of their $475,000 bank account, and $9,500 a month plus 30 percent of his annual income, estimated at more than $600,000.[180][181] As of 2017, he has one grandson, Jeffrey Schuss, born to his daughter Janice, and three great-grandsons and one great-granddaughter.[182]

In 2018, Aldrin was involved in a legal dispute with his children Andrew and Janice and former business manager Christina Korp over their claims that he was mentally impaired through dementia and Alzheimer's disease. His children alleged that he made new friends who were alienating him from the family and encouraging him to spend his savings at a high rate. They sought to be named legal guardians so they could control his finances.[183] In June, Aldrin filed a lawsuit against Andrew, Janice, Korp, and businesses and foundations run by the family.[184] Aldrin alleged that Janice was not acting in his financial interests and that Korp was exploiting the elderly. He sought to remove Andrew's control of Aldrin's social media accounts, finances, and businesses. The situation ended when his children withdrew their petition and he dropped the lawsuit in March 2019, several months before the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 mission.[185]
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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corrector

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Celebrities and famous guys can always get girls. This is supposed to be news?
 

SargeMaximus

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I don't think buzz cares... as long as he gets his needs met, it's only money. Can't take it with you after all...
It’s sad tho. Knowing she’s only with him to feed off his carcass when he’s gone
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Slowhandluke

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It’s sad tho. Knowing she’s only with him to feed off his carcass when he’s gone
I'm sure he's fine with her going down on him while he watches matlock (or whatever old people are watching now) while yelling at kids to get off his lawn. Wouldn't we all be so lucky at such an old age. hahahahahah

If he's fine with the transactional nature of it, I don't see why he wouldn't just get high dollar escorts. Seems it would still be cheaper, they'd be younger, and not the same one...
Old people want what they want. Maybe his values do not align with escorts, but do with large age gap marriages with a younger bride that seems somewhat intelligent. I don't fault the man.
 

MatureDJ

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He looks pretty good for 93.

Maybe they're getting married so she can inherit his pension? I have no idea how it works.
Widow pensions can go on for a LONG time. :eek: :eek:
Maybe I should start using PensionGame ("at your age, you'll be receiving my SS pension until the 22nd Century")? :eek:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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ubercat

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She s obviously wealthy enough to afford her own plastic surgery and it doesn't look cheap work.
 

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She is thinking "I only will have to take that shriveled up c0ck and deal with his wrinkly old balls for a few more years but then I'll be set for life". She is playing 4D chess in her mind.
 
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