Yep. Problem is- how does a woman do better than Tom Brady?
Especially a divorced, 42 year old single mother of 2.
Not only that, Brady himself claims she's a witch:
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After the Patriots win over the Rams in Super Bowl LIII, Gisele let Brady know how lucky he was to marry a 'witch.'
"Right after the game, she said, 'See, I did a lot of work. You do your work. I do mine,'" Brady said. "She said, 'You're lucky you married a witch, I'm just a good witch.'"
Now, it was Belichick's defensive game plan that won that game, but still. Obviously Brady can get just about any woman he wants, but I'm glad I'm not him right now. Let's hope this stops at "feeling abandoned". That Pats-Falcons SB was so absurd it was either fixed, or something else may indeed have been going on.
Gentlemen, don't marry witches. This is why screening is so important.