Throw your elevator shoes away!

[The Duke]

Software engineers from big tech firms like Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and Meta are paying at least $75,000 to get 3 inches taller, a leg-lengthening surgeon says

The surgeon breaks the patients' thigh bones and inserts nails that are extended with a magnetic remote control every day for three months, GQ said.

www.businessinsider.com

Leg lengthening is here! You can now grow 3-6" taller in a few months of pain if you have $75k+ to burn. I'd rather be short and spend that money on sugar babies.
Men are becoming women more and more. I heard today there was a tampon shortage.....due to the increase in pussies in this country.

What was the name of the poster on here that always wanted to have this surgery?

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Software engineers from big tech firms like Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and Meta are paying at least $75,000 to get 3 inches taller, a leg-lengthening surgeon says

The surgeon breaks the patients' thigh bones and inserts nails that are extended with a magnetic remote control every day for three months, GQ said.

www.businessinsider.com

Leg lengthening is here! You can now grow 3-6" taller in a few months of pain if you have $75k+ to burn. I'd rather be short and spend that money on sugar babies.
Men are becoming women more and more. I heard today there was a tampon shortage.....due to the increase in pussies in this country.

What was the name of the poster on here that always wanted to have this surgery?

A magnetic remote control that can push nails into your bones. What can possibly go wrong?

Larry, we need you to work tonight. But you have a date you say? (pushes button on remote) That's better, Larry, we will see you in 15 minutes.

 

[member160292]

75k can get me 100 premium escorts. Doubt I’d get that RoI being average height

Imagine your partner’s reaction when your kids come out as midgets