"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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If a man is well-endowed, how should he go about letting it be known?

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I was reading this about Frank Sinatra, and it got me interested:
Gardner famously said: "He is only 110 pounds, but 10 pounds of it is c**k!"
:eek: :eek: :eek:

I guess one method is to show diick pics :rolleyes:, but it would seem that word-of-mouth is the way to let this fact be known - only how does a man start the chain? I supposed he could EscortMax and hope that some of his servicers tell their friends about it. Perhaps go for fat chicks, and work his way up,?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I wore a c0ck ring to a halloween event a decade ago with my Elvis outfit. I had this random hot chick possibly on drugs all over me like hugging onto me like a groupie the entire night. How I managed NOT to pull that chick without any friends around is beyond my belief and sanity.

Years later, one of the guys that attended the event said he thought it was a sock :lol:
 

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I wore a c0ck ring to a halloween event a decade ago with my Elvis outfit. I had this random hot chick possibly on drugs all over me like hugging onto me like a groupie the entire night. How I managed NOT to pull that chick without any friends around is beyond my belief and sanity.
Maybe you dodged a bullet:
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Lol talking about having to have special underwear made might not be a bad idea
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Basketball shorts, slacks, or simply BDE. iykyk
 

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I guess one method is to show diick pics :rolleyes:,
Oh AMS did a piece on this one in one of his last posts. Not gonna go look in there and find the one you should check out, because they all good great! Just look at last 5 or 10.

Basically it boils down to this -- women know when guy has big ****. It does shows when you move. When you get sexual taking her to park or dances she feels it.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Probably best to have her find out by touch.
 

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Being healthy and having high testosterone. Women would look at a man's height, bone structure, facial structure, and the hand for a low 2d:4d digit ratio. If a man has a low 2d:4d digit ratio on his hands it's a sign he has high testosterone from a genetic standpoint. Other indicators would be a strong jawline, a deep voice, and deepset hunter eyes. Also indicators of being healthy are also going to be looked upon by women.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Being healthy and having high testosterone. Women would look at a man's height, bone structure, facial structure, and the hand for a low 2d:4d digit ratio. If a man has a low 2d:4d digit ratio on his hands it's a sign he has high testosterone from a genetic standpoint. Other indicators would be a strong jawline, a deep voice, and deepset hunter eyes. Also indicators of being healthy are also going to be looked upon by women.
I have no idea what you are talking about with this "2d:4d" digit ratio.
 
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