"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Do you think Chris Rock is a prime example of a lower normie-tier man that literally has had to JesterMax to get upper-tier cred?

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I hadn't noticed it before, but he has prey eyes, a pug nose, and a clownman's smile; his teeth are great, but they seem to be with a bit of an overbite:

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Most of the criticism has been directed at Will Smith, but there is a perception that Rock was an easy mark. Which has been used to paint Smith as cowardly, but probably doesn't do much for Rock's reputation either. I'd say Smith gets more alpha cred points, but they're both celebs, so I'm sure they can both get laid. Some say Smith has been under a lot of pressure for being perceived as a cuck.
 

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I like Chris Rock because he's a closet conservative. You can tell just from listening to his jokes that he's anti-woke. But since he works in hollywood he has to keep his personal politics on the DL....

He has his moments, but he's not a naturally funny guy like Dave Chapelle (also a closet conservative).
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Will Smith is a simp. Likable actor but a simp. Chris Rock isn’t that funny. His voice is annoying. Seems like an ok guy off camera.
Chris Rock isn't that funny?? He is one of the most legendary comedians ever. Bigger and Blacker was a classic. I agree that he isn't nearly as funny as he was in his prime though.
 

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Reminder that all the black comedians more or less got pushed out of Hollywood cause they were anti-woke. That's why all the cool black actors and producers don't make movies or tv shows anymore, while Hollywood brought in some more obedient progressive blacks to replace them. Which is why black movies have become more stale and no more black comedies are allowed in their cult of progressiveness.
 

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All this smith/rock mess made the forget about that guy that was supposed to be at the oscar but didnt go...what was his name again?

Going back to smith, he is the useful beta...the guy that women dont respect but remember of when it needs someone to do manly stuff.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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All this smith/rock mess made the forget about that guy that was supposed to be at the oscar but didnt go...what was his name again?
You're not talking about Marlon Brando, are you?
I was thinking about watching the King Richard movie, but I don't think I could watch it now without thinking about "the slap", so I probably won't bother.
 

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You're not talking about Marlon Brando, are you?
I was thinking about watching the King Richard movie, but I don't think I could watch it now without thinking about "the slap", so I probably won't bother.
No not Brando, still a former actors thought...a former comedian and dancer.
 

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It's not beta to stand up for your lady. The beta part about Will is that he's still with this chick.
He "stood up" for her after first finding Chris Rock's joke funny and then seeing her angry reaction. A comic is going to roast people that's what they do lol

To feel he had to go up there and slap another man because his wife who cheated on him looked a little upset from what a comedian said is beta as hell. Remember on top of everything he laughed at the joke initially lol
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Most legendary? He, Eddie Murphy & Redd Foxx are the troika of black comedy.

Funny thing is Eddie is bisexual. Most of these big hollywood guys have done gay favors including Eddie. I know this from reliable sources (long story). Btw this is funny but can you imagine how cancelled he would be today if he said this. Wow......so much change in 35 years.
 

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Most legendary? He, Eddie Murphy & Redd Foxx are the troika of black comedy.

Eddie Murphy was legendary, modern comedians just can't compete. Here is him doing an arab impersonation



And here he is dropping marriage Redpills

 
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Eddie Murphy was legendary, modern comedians just can't compete. Here is him doing an arab impersonation



And here he is dropping marriage Redpills

I had forgotten how great Murphy was - he mogs Rock. Murphy is up there with Dangerfield & Rickles.
 

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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