Jake_Gyllenhaal69
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The most common one
Wants the <1% male
1). Must be tall
2). Must be financially well off
3). Must be young
4). Must be good looking
5). Must be single and stay faithful
6). If she only dates a certain race, add this
Now, this all seems normal when said, but on paper, this is literally less than 1% of men available on the market. Bonus points, this girl lives in a suburb with her parents or in some secondary city like Dayton, Ohio with this criteria lmao. Did I mention she's a 6.5 at best, but she has a corporate job thoughhhh! In addition, her best recipe is a frozen meal from Trader Joes.
Or lets just say she likes athletic men with a six-pack, but she eats like ****, rarely works out, and complains about you using your free time at the gym.
Or she wants a financially well-off guy, but gets mad when you don't spend enough time with her watching Netflix on the couch eating ice cream.
Rant over lol
Wants the <1% male
1). Must be tall
2). Must be financially well off
3). Must be young
4). Must be good looking
5). Must be single and stay faithful
6). If she only dates a certain race, add this
Now, this all seems normal when said, but on paper, this is literally less than 1% of men available on the market. Bonus points, this girl lives in a suburb with her parents or in some secondary city like Dayton, Ohio with this criteria lmao. Did I mention she's a 6.5 at best, but she has a corporate job thoughhhh! In addition, her best recipe is a frozen meal from Trader Joes.
Or lets just say she likes athletic men with a six-pack, but she eats like ****, rarely works out, and complains about you using your free time at the gym.
Or she wants a financially well-off guy, but gets mad when you don't spend enough time with her watching Netflix on the couch eating ice cream.
Rant over lol