"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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It looks like its written by a shortcel. It's like it weighs too heavily on height and then income. I should have no problems getting a girl because I've got a decent height according to that scale, all things being equal. Does not account for face or anything else.
 

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It looks like its written by a shortcel. It's like it weighs too heavily on height and then income. I should have no problems getting a girl because I've got a decent height according to that scale, all things being equal. Does not account for face or anything else.
Relax.... its just a joke.... dont get stressed out over it. ;)
 

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Women aren't that delusional, you might just not know what some men will do to get with them. I personally know a 36 year-old landwhale with 3 kids with a sugar daddy that recently just casually gave her $5000 pocket money.
 

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I have no idea how realistic this is but it is hysterical.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Women aren't that delusional, you might just not know what some men will do to get with them. I personally know a 36 year-old landwhale with 3 kids with a sugar daddy that recently just casually gave her $5000 pocket money.
She might be pulling money now but it will only be for a very short while, then it come to a crashing stop. You have no idea how many broke single moms I come across. And I mean broke.
 

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Fun to play with but I just don’t think it is real. If I put myself in, it says that only 0.041% of men are like me. That’s hard to believe but it sure would be interesting to know the actual number.
 

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Fun to play with but I just don’t think it is real. If I put myself in, it says that only 0.041% of men are like me. That’s hard to believe but it sure would be interesting to know the actual number.
Yeah, I'm in the .27% odds, even when widening the age range to +/- five years. I guess that means I'm a real catch? Not according to OLD, heh...
 

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I have no idea how realistic this is but it is hysterical.
I'm guessing it isn't realistic at all. But interesting.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I'm guessing it isn't realistic at all. But interesting.
should be a joke to take a piss on woman, with maybe some data, it was funny, don't know why someone would take this serious
 

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it was funny, don't know why someone would take this serious
Well, the OP did say it looked legit. Could have been sarcasm.
 

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That post modern art on that page already shows I'm in for a good time of biased fun. Let's see...?

Default Settings:

20 - 40

Sounds about right as the cut off age for women, but I suspect if the minimum went even lower, women would easily put it as low as 15.

Race:

Too few options. It's clear who they care about the most here.

Min Height:

Default: 6' :lol: no comment

Min Income: 80K

I kept everything default simply to see what the result would be.

  • any marital status
  • any race
  • at least 6' tall
  • any weight
  • earning at least $80,000 per year

Probability
According to statistical data, the probability a guy of the U.S. male population ages 20 to 40 meets your standards is
3.1%
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Then I decided to start picking race.

White: The percentage falls. What?

According to statistical data, the probability a guy of the U.S. male population ages 20 to 40 meets your standards is
2.5%
that is 4.4% of all white men in that age range
Black: ouch.

According to statistical data, the probability a guy of the U.S. male population ages 20 to 40 meets your standards is
0.23%
that is 1.8% of all black men in that age range
Asian: I don't even have to post that one. The percentage was even lower. I can use this tool all day to check different configurations. But let me see if I can get something really high.
  • any marital status
  • any race
  • at least 5' 3" tall
  • any weight
  • earning at least $25,000 per year
According to statistical data, the probability a guy of the U.S. male population ages 20 to 85 meets your standards is
68.6%
Obviously, when you include all ages, the stats go up, but what I found is that the moment I lowered it to 25K, the number went up hard. In summary, none of this really means anything, but I was simply curious of the extreme data points of the survey.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Obviously, when you include all ages, the stats go up, but what I found is that the moment I lowered it to 25K, the number went up hard.
I know of a lot of guys right now that seem to have no ambitions career-wise or financially, especially in contrast to the females. Seems like women today are more motivated for success than men. I have no idea if that is statistically true overall, it probably isn't. It's just anecdotal from what I'm seeing going on around me.
 

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It looks like its written by a shortcel. It's like it weighs too heavily on height and then income. I should have no problems getting a girl because I've got a decent height according to that scale, all things being equal. Does not account for face or anything else.
Ikr according to this im in the top percentile for my age group even though im 5'9.

It's an interesting concept but it needs way more options.


I did 18-25

  • not married
  • any race
  • at least 5' 9" tall
  • not obese
  • earning at least $85,000 per year
So I'm in the top 0.9%, if that was true i wouldn't be on this forum.
 
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