"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Actually something similar happened to me. I met up with girl from couchsurfing in Taiwan. Turned out it was a dude. It wasn't a date though, just a meeting, so I didn't say anything and just left as soon as possible.
Not suckered because I figured it out. Had a bit of fun with it.
Had a Tinder match about 7 years ago. Back in those days you could still see the FB-friends you have in common with your match. The girl was very beautiful, not model-pretty but still.. 8/10 and very screwable. She had a uncommon first name (Delilah) so I went to my common friends their friendlists and looked her up. All four of my common FB-friends had just one Delilah in their list and it was the same profile.
Only.. it wasn't that cute girl but a very unattractive chick. Everything checked out though.. interests, common friends, first name, occupation. Just the pictures were from someone else. Someone hotter... So I decided to have a little fun with it. In one of her profile pictures she was posing with her dog (Bob, according to the text above the picture) and another girl which she had tagged as Sylvie.
That night she DM'd me on Tinder. Asking me what I find attractive in a girl.
I replied that I like brunettes, especially if they have a dog seeing I'm a dogperson. She replied with "Yes! I do have a dog", then I said "Well, I like people who call their dog by some baby boomer name like Danny, Paul or Bob (no offence to anyone named like this btw) and she went "OMG. My dog is named Bob!", after which I replied: "I know, Sylvie told me. Is Sylvie still single? She's way hotter than you"
She unmatched me immediately. Pity. I was really looking forward to messing with her head some more... never got the chance
It' pays for my internet bill and car insurance.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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You could probably start an only fans with some random Instagram addict's photos.Yeah, I just put up a few fake girl profiles with my Venmo account and thirsty dudes be paying me just because I'm pretty and the fact that I acknowledge their existence. There's tons of money to be made from thirsty dudes everywhere.
It' pays for my internet bill and car insurance.
I was being sarcastic for those that took me seriously but that's a good idea too. Lol
Apparently this is pretty rampant on OnlyFans. There's been tons of guys and criminal organizations scraping sexy pics from girl's IG accounts and setting up a fake OnlyFans page to bring in the loot.
Young People's Instagram Profiles Are Being Used for Fake Porn Accounts
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Who'd have thought that putting your saucy pics on the internet could have any risks?Apparently this is pretty rampant on OnlyFans. There's been tons of guys and criminal organizations scraping sexy pics from girl's IG accounts and setting up a fake OnlyFans page to bring in the loot.
Young People's Instagram Profiles Are Being Used for Fake Porn Accounts
A new scam is targeting people, particularly Instagram models, by cloning their profiles and using them to create fake OnlyFans or JustForFans accounts.
Lol
Yeah this should be a wakeup call to all the IG Thots not to publically post any kind of sexy pics on IG. I know that will be impossible though.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Dash Riprock
Master Don Juan
-I've been invited to fake Groups on IG--common
-Seen girls on OLD using fake photos using popular porn stars--a few times
-Been hit up by OLD women to have sex while their husband watches. This may actually be legit in some instances, but good chance you get clubbed, drugged, and/or robbed while you're in a compromising position, so to speak. A lot of bad s*it can happen with this one. My retort is always "Not interested in having your husband anywhere near me, but, you and me can have sex, film it, and you can show him." None have taken me up on it.--a few times