"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Hate sharing a bed with a girl

metalwater

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some things to look at for this topic other than our classic ideas.
- chiropractic.
- massage (medical)
- Iron, other vitamins

basically is it comfortable to sleep in one position like flat on the back or side with legs extended. usually, if the back, neck, or hips is tight or even hurting finding a comfortable way to settle is difficult. these three items can significantly affect overall mood.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Do you have a king size bed? Tell her to keep her fat ass on her side and you'll keep your fat ass on yours.
 

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What i hate is they end up taking up most of the bed and covers. How many times i found myself right on the edge of the bed, a centimeter more and i would've been on the floor and freezing at night.

These days the whole bed to myself 4 to 5 nights a week. Bliss.:up:
 

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Currently I have an issue with of my plates that she snores quite a bit and it definately affects my sleep. Usually she only sleeps 2 nights per week with me, but 80% of those nights I dont rest well.

Really dont know what to do here.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I always manage their expectations from the start by mentioning my shoulder injury(requiring a certain kind of bed), my potential snoring(comes and go's depending on how tired I am), and the fact that I'm a light sleeper(requiring total darkness and silence).

This provides you an out and let's you be picky on when/if you sleep over, at least in the beginning for plate status.
 

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My wife's body heats up like a furnace. Feels great on a cold night but I tell her to sleep on the couch during the summers.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I sometimes like sleeping on the floor cause my bed sucks, especially when I ate hard before ****ing. So when a girl is cuddling or on the bed with me, it just makes things worse. I need a new bed honestly. But it does piss them off cause it makes them think I do not want them.
 
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