backseatjuan
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Trump got the COVID
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
The fake news crowd can't do it this time...their hero posted it himself on twitter.
I won't be surprised, he's a businessman after all.
He's geared to do anything that brings him a profit.
But if indeed, I'd be surprised that his wife is a willing participant.
Papa_smu
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Or maybe she caught it
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Maybe he's just calling out sick to avoid another clusterfvck of a debate performance? I used to do it when I was unprepared for a test all the time.
Honestly that we are 11 months into this thing and the man with the most control over who he sees and interacts with of anyone in the world is pathetic and we deserve every bit of derision that comes from all corners of the world for even having a debate about his fitness as a leader.
Peak 2020 though.
Honestly that we are 11 months into this thing and the man with the most control over who he sees and interacts with of anyone in the world is pathetic and we deserve every bit of derision that comes from all corners of the world for even having a debate about his fitness as a leader.
Peak 2020 though.
Sneaky...but that's what the anti maskers are saying until it hits home and suddenly it becomes real.
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You guys would hv been out of the woodworks much sooner had y'all just wore masks.
Your economy would rebound faster and better, people would be able to enjoy and more people get to live until their appointed time but nooooo....
It's all fake news and BECAUSE of this lie being spread around by irresponsible people, you've got the highest infection rate with the highest deaths in the entire world and ur economy is taking a dive.
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Where are all the anti-maskers? I know they heard the news by now...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
He could always flip the script if he doesn't have any symptoms and say he got it but still went on with life and it's no big deal. He couldsay he didn't do anything differently other than the recommended quarantine to set an example and reverse the fear in some out there.
Agreed.
We're still here. And masks are still bullsh1t.
EyeBRollin
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Denial is not a life strategy...
The debates were fantastic. Biden got humiliated as a senile stammering fool.
This works in Trump's favor either way.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Where's the science to back this up?
Wait, no need to reply, somehow I got the feeling you're one of those guys who takes his Covid19 information from ambulance drivers and not from the ICU doctors, whom to you, obviously knows nothing and even worse, suspects they're lying.
Next time I'm hiring anyone with a degree from the US, I need to properly vet that's person's IQ with my own test, unbelievable to hear supposedly educated people in the US talking nonsense.
Admit it, you secretly love the chaos and excitement of a Trump Presidency....
This reality tv show must go on another 4 years...
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Trump has been wearing a mask from what I've seen, but ok
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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