"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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girl i have sex with is farting during sex and refuses to stuff her butt with toilet paper to stop it

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I mean she is always farting during vaginal sex and we dont know why??
So I told her that its disgusting both sound and noise and my peniss goes down so I told her that she will stuff toilet paper from now on in her butt for sex duration and she refused and called me stupid but she doesnt understand that it is disgusting

How to make her agree?

if he agreed to plug her butt with toilet paper the farts would be stopped by it
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fart in her mouth
 

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I mean she is always farting during vaginal sex and we dont know why??
So I told her that its disgusting both sound and noise and my peniss goes down so I told her that she will stuff toilet paper from now on in her butt for sex duration and she refused and called me stupid but she doesnt understand that it is disgusting

How to make her agree?

if he agreed to plug her butt with toilet paper the farts would be stopped by it
Sounds like diarrhea. Make her a toast
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Stop taking her to eat Mexican food before sex.
 

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Dude, you offended her by saying she had gas and to suggest toilet paper.

You should've turned it all sexual and suggested these instead.

 

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Dude, you offended her by saying she had gas and to suggest toilet paper.

You should've turned it all sexual and suggested these instead.

no becuz then they will be dirty from poop. Paper is better causse u can throw it away and no need to clean the paper
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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no becuz then they will be dirty from poop. Paper is better causse u can throw it away and no need to clean the paper
Paper kills trees and you know female are all about being environment friendly.

Why not just stick it in her pooper and make her give you a bj afterwards. A2M...
 

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Tell her it's OK, you understand.

Beg her forgiveness for being rude.

To show you mean well, lick her a$$ clean.

And while doing so, load her up with:

 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Queeb could be equivalent to excrements (it has the more heavy sound) while queef to gases in the vagina noise effect terminology.. note that the writer is not a doctor
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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