"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Simp drives thousands of miles to do a 6 a favour.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I do too, not fat is a 5
If only you guys could see for yourselves how much orbiting fat girls get too lol. They have legions of supplicators and pursuers they can make money off all the same... Anyone who thinks fat girls cant be in on the "party" is dead wrong.
 
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Anyone who thinks fat girls cant be in on the "party" is dead wrong.
They ain't coming near my party!

I even turned down a fat girl who was a submissive sweety and obsessed with me. I was on an epic dry spell and recovering from a oneitis. Still couldn't have sex with a fattie.

Edit: Now I did once get with a chubby girl because the pickup was just too fun and I couldn't say no to myself. I was walking and two semi-hotties were looking behind themselves and giggling. I stopped and saw they had another girl in tow further behind, not hot and a little chubby, but not ugly. She was mixed race for what it's worth.

I teased the girls "you're running away from your friend, you need a knight in shining armour". "Yes! Save us!" they giggled. I left them and walked to their friend and, feeling genuinely kinda bad for her (I was bullied incessantly all through secondary school and I know what it's like) I reached her and she started to say "what are they saying about me..." but before she could finish I said "aaaaw!" and scooped this chick up in a massive embrace.

She was giddy. "OMG I've never hugged a stranger!" she kept saying. I took her by the hand and we went straight to her dorm room and she did a few other things she said she hadn't done with a stranger before. lol whatever.

She became clingy after that, and I had to let her down gently. I never saw her friends again.
 
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