"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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People touching my head

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Tonight people were rubbing my head touching it mostly guys. Then one guy came up to me and asked if I was into guys. I replied what does it matter. He then says I'm a good looking guy. I then ask if he's gay. He then says he likes both sexes and asks if I'm gay. I say no and he quickly hurries off back to his guy friends and says something to them. What the fark I s this ****? I want girls not guys. Girls have actually came up to me before and told me not to shave my head this short before. Other girls like one I can think off who was a hooker wanted to party with me and buy us everything. She actually thought I was a drug dealer. Another girl thought I looked like vin diesel. I dunno with the bald haircut.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Tonight people were rubbing my head touching it mostly guys. Then one guy came up to me and asked if I was into guys. I replied what does it matter. He then says I'm a good looking guy. I then ask if he's gay. He then says he likes both sexes and asks if I'm gay. I say no and he quickly hurries off back to his guy friends and says something to them. What the fark I s this ****? I want girls not guys. Girls have actually came up to me before and told me not to shave my head this short before. Other girls like one I can think off who was a hooker wanted to party with me and buy us everything. She actually thought I was a drug dealer. Another girl thought I looked like vin diesel. I dunno with the bald haircut.
so he was rubbing your head with his sweaty fingers and you were patiently waiting till he asks you if you are homo?
 

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so he was rubbing your head with his sweaty fingers and you were patiently waiting till he asks you if you are homo?
The gay guy didn't rub my head. It was other guys that just walked off after they did it
 

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Maybe it’s a black thing but if someone touches my head (ESPECIALLY a dude) I’m throwing hands.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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2Rocky

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I love it when a woman comes up behind me and kisses the top of my clean shaven dome. Especially when she asks if my balls are as smooth.
 
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