Maybe your parents should have removed your balls as a child, but it seems like based on your posts, there werent any there to be removed to begin with.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
PETITION: 7-year-old boy should not be forced to live as a girl
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Shrubber101
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ORANGE MAN BAD
EyeBRollin
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Come up with a better insult. You can do better.
zekko
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Check, check, check, check, check, check, check.
Yep, sounds like the world we're living in right now, all right.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
andreihaha
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Dafuk is wrong with people?
I feel sick.
I feel sick.
New developments in this case. The dad will now have a say in his sons medical decisions and the Texas governor is looking into the case.
https://www.texasgopvote.com/family...events-chemical-castration-7-year-old-0012057
https://dailycaller.com/2019/10/23/abbott-texas-transgender-child/
https://www.texasgopvote.com/family...events-chemical-castration-7-year-old-0012057
https://dailycaller.com/2019/10/23/abbott-texas-transgender-child/
zekko
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A shred of sanity? I'm shocked.
I notice they posted a picture of the boy. Time was when they would have withheld it. Now everyone is going to know who he is and what's going on. I suppose since there are (imposed) questions about his gender, they will hold him up as a hero and example.
7-Year-Old Texas Boy At Center of Court Battle Over Gender Transition Has Opted to Attend School as Male ⋆ Elizabeth Johnston
James has been spared because of people like you and me being willing to stand up and say ‘no more!’ Our voices were heard and it was impactful.
activistmommy.com
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
andreihaha
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What do you know...a little sanity in this world. Good to see.7-Year-Old Texas Boy At Center of Court Battle Over Gender Transition Has Opted to Attend School as Male ⋆ Elizabeth Johnston
James has been spared because of people like you and me being willing to stand up and say ‘no more!’ Our voices were heard and it was impactful.
Hope this is gonna be the end of it, a happy end indeed.