"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Maybe I should have told her to fųck off

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The bìtch I fųcked last week who left my country and who insulted me by saying she thought I watch cartoons and by being shocked I lived in my small apartment for 11 years, that bìtch just texted me. I really felt like asking her why she thought I watch cartoons and then telling her to fųck off. But I just replied with normal texts. Maybe I shouldn't have done that? I still hate her.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Its only because you didn't bang her properly.
 

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OK ill just say that you getting that upset over a women telling you she think you watch cartoon, is representative of some serious issue.
 

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OK ill just say that you getting that upset over a women telling you she think you watch cartoon, is representative of some serious issue.
Its called Trolololololololitis
 

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OK ill just say that you getting that upset over a women telling you she think you watch cartoon, is representative of some serious issue.
When I suggested to another woman last year we watch a cartoon she said cartoons are for children. Then I showed her Shaun the Sheep, which isn't really a cartoon but anyway, because she was being bitchy and I wanted her to laugh. Then she told me I'm a child. Then this woman last week asked me if I watch cartoons in my nights off work because I'd told her I work night shift and when I'm off work I can't sleep in the night. When she asked me that I felt insulted because I hadn't said a word about cartoons and I have been watching Lucky Luke and Mr Bean cartoons lately. I think maybe she meant she thinks I'm immature.
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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When I suggested to another woman last year we watch a cartoon she said cartoons are for children. Then I showed her Shaun the Sheep, which isn't really a cartoon but anyway, because she was being bitchy and I wanted her to laugh. Then she told me I'm a child. Then this woman last week asked me if I watch cartoons in my nights off work because I'd told her I work night shift and when I'm off work I can't sleep in the night. When she asked me that I felt insulted because I hadn't said a word about cartoons and I have been watching lucky luke and mr bean cartoons lately. I think maybe she meant she thinks I'm immature.
You need to learn to let stuff like this go.

Im 39 and i still watch cartoon, idgaf if a women insult me about it, i just say NEXT
 

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I'm also very irritated at myself for the fact I first postponed the date one hour and then I got there about 20 minutes late. Plus I had to clean my room in a hurry so I was nervous during the date because of that and had dry hands too. And then I probably wasn't good at sex too, came too soon like every time. My dìck is probably small too. She didn't moan one fùcking time, women usually don't moan when I fùck them. I hate my life.
 

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90% probability u r troll.

10% probability u r just retarded.

The forum can't assist you with either affliction.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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100% probability you're an ąsshole
He’s an ******* to me but it’s funny. And helpful. Sometimes you need someone to tell you to get the sand out of your vagina and I appreciate it when people don’t sugarcoat **** for me.
 

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Seems recently the collective we have been treated to some very pathetic individuals who appear to be obviously mentally diminished. The OP is one of these...or he is a trolling loser that is in need of an audience. Either way best solution is not to engage in this back and forth bickering which feeds his/her needs. We are better than the responses indicate.
 

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Either way best solution is not to engage in this back and forth bickering which feeds his/her needs. We are better than the responses indicate.
I agree completely.
Thread locked.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

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