"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She took out a life insurance policy and gave him mercury poisoning

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I was watching this video just because YouTube recommended it to me for no reason, and I figured why not. I don't watch anything woman-related on youtube, and it has nothing to do with women so it isn't biased in any way. This is real, guys. I hadn't thought about anything like this website at all, but I was scrolling through the comment section and saw this. It's also one of the reasons why I came back here. I wanted to post these screenshots:
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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This was the original video in case you guys are wondering:


It tells you the effects of what mercury poisoning can do.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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A man should be concerned when he is worth more to his wife dead than alive.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I've read studies cilantros remove heavy metals from food. When preparing tuna I mix celery, cilantro and ranch dressing which is organic
 

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I did read 2 first pics
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I've read studies cilantros remove heavy metals from food. When preparing tuna I mix celery, cilantro and ranch dressing which is organic
I’ve looked up vitamin E and it seems to show that deficiency in it leads to almost all of the same symptoms of heavy metal poisoning. Also, in this study, vitamin E completely cured mercury poisoning in the liver of rats: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/21787585/
Pretty cool stuff, especially since we don’t know what vitamin E even does really other than we need it lol. The reason why I thought of it originally was because I know that mercury is a cation and Vitamin E is an antioxidant, and at least with the case of the woman in the story, the mercury was extremely toxic because of organic nature (bonded to a carbon atom), making it extremely fat soluble; knowing that vitamin E is fat soluble, taking a truckload of the stuff might be able to neutralize the negative effects of mercury. At least if delivered right away anyway. Plus, there’s no toxicity limit for vitamin E too (or K or D for that matter either lol).
 
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