"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Women Are So Horny Out of Town!

stevieLA

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I'm not even talking out of state. All they have to do is drive out of town to the next county! It's ridiculous how a girl who is totally unavailable locally is totally down to be a complete slut 45 minutes out.

This past summer, I hooked up with two hot, rich ***** types from my school. I had known them both almost a year. Neither of them showed the slightest sign of interest during the school year. However, once out of town, bam! I almost blew it I was so surprised they were so receptive.

Keep this in mind: if you want to have some fun, look for an out of towner.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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sosousage

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I'm not even talking out of state. All they have to do is drive out of town to the next county! It's ridiculous how a girl who is totally unavailable locally is totally down to be a complete slut 45 minutes out.

This past summer, I hooked up with two hot, rich ***** types from my school. I had known them both almost a year. Neither of them showed the slightest sign of interest during the school year. However, once out of town, bam! I almost blew it I was so surprised they were so receptive.

Keep this in mind: if you want to have some fun, look for an out of towner.
Yea they care bout reputation
 
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