"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Incredibly BETA Kay Jewelers commercial!

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Not even going to watch the commercial. One of my most precious memories was when an X's daughter asked me to be her step-dad ... she melted my soul .. too bad her mom was on anti depressants ... I still to this day think if I should have tuffed it out for the little girl whom looked up to me.

Isn't the jackazz supposed to ask the father for her hand in marriage? That is legit man stuff, however asking the kid is some sjw shyt I don't know about.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Supposedly heart warming commercial regardless of what we think about it, but you have to credit the diamond industry for selling men on the idea that giving diamonds equals love and Kay’s sales approach is only trying to push that same agenda. Love the mom, love her kid, etc…
It plays into todays rising issue of broken families and single moms. It’s good current socially aware advertising …
 

In2theGame

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LoL Wow
 

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Supposedly heart warming commercial regardless of what we think about it, but you have to credit the diamond industry for selling men on the idea that giving diamonds equals love and Kay’s sales approach is only trying to push that same agenda. Love the mom, love her kid, etc…
It plays into todays rising issue of broken families and single moms. It’s good current socially aware advertising …
Also credit to the diamond industry for somehow convincing the world that diamonds are incredibly rare and therefore expensive. There's lot's of money to be had in the business of love....
 

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Also credit to the diamond industry for somehow convincing the world that diamonds are incredibly rare and therefore expensive. There's lot's of money to be had in the business of love....
Diamonds and oil…
If they get it out of the ground, they’ll find a way to get it out of your pocket.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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