What's the deal with this Toronto chick??

[bigdave17]

I like how dave goes through a full existential crisis when a girl doesn't respond for two days xD

no, I'm over her now. I'm gonna delete her info and hope she never contacts me again

I need to go find someone on my own. So many hotties at my gym for example. There has to be some way to make one of them like me enough to want to go out with me. All I need is a few date in real life. I will dominate.

 

[devilkingx2]

And now we're beyond existential crisis to full blown character arc lmfao

 

[bigdave17]

And now we're beyond existential crisis to full blown character arc lmfao

I narrowed down match.com to latinas who fit my requirements (no kids, decent job, etc...). I'm shocked how many choices there are

I'm gonna message them all. That's my real bread and butter because of how Puerto Rican I look. I've never had a Latin chick who didn't think I was good looking

 

[devilkingx2]

I narrowed down match.com to latinas who fit my requirements (no kids, decent job, etc...). I'm shocked how many choices there are

I'm not shocked lol

I'm gonna message them all. That's my real bread and butter because of how Puerto Rican I look. I've never had a Latin chick who didn't think I was good looking

Ooh good plan. Good luck with that! I hope it works out well for you

 

[bigdave17]

I'm not shocked lol






Ooh good plan. Good luck with that! I hope it works out well for you

Every fukking Spanish cutie I meet IRL has kids. Where are all these latinas who are educated with no kids IRL?

 

[bigdave17]

found a pic of me where I'm pretty damn hansom in. I'm going to dominate this online dating ****

 

[devilkingx2]

uh, exactly how old is that picture?

 

[bigdave17]

uh, exactly how old is that picture?

2 years ago


I'm more hansom than that now IRL, what's the big deal?

 

[zekko]

uh, exactly how old is that picture?

It does look like it was taken in the fifties.

 

[Fzatf]

found a pic of me where I'm pretty damn hansom in. I'm going to dominate this online dating ****


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You look like my father before he started to bald.

 

[bigdave17]

You look like my father before he started to bald.

you middle eastern?

 

[Fzatf]

you middle eastern?

Latino. I can see why you say some people say you look latino. Though we have some German blood which makes us lighter.

 

[devilkingx2]

2 years ago


I'm more hansom than that now IRL, what's the big deal?

It does look like it was taken in the fifties.

I once saw a youtube video uploaded in like 2010 that literally looked like an episode of full house, and all the comments were like "did you just step out of a time machine from 1993?"

that's how dave's photo looks, I was like, "shouldn't he have been like 15 when the first episode of friends premiered?"

 

[zekko]

He looks like Ricky Ricardo's uncle.

 

[sazc]

He looks like Ricky Ricardo's uncle.

Eric Estrada!

 

[spinich]

Hope you don't use that photo for your on line profile......