RichardTheFrog
Banned
Why is your arm floppy?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Using A Fake Pic On Dating Site?
- Thread starter soulforge
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
I think the pic is fair game . The fishies use makeup, accessories, filters sometimes even fake pics themselves. Make sure the pic is similar to your shape and skin complection . You can always say you were more cut last summer .
MrWood
Master Don Juan
when I was 22yo I had a devastating motorcycle accident. I sideswiped a car, my left arm accordion'd into an oncoming car. Arm shattered in 6 places and hand nearly liquified. I broke my back, neck and collarbone... destroying 2 nerves in my spine also going to my left arm. My arm and hand are 100% paralyzed.
I suffer phantom pain and the pain of a brachial plexus injury, which is a hell onto itself.
not only the pain, but I am rejected at first sight because I am very asymmetrical in appearance. I cant run or gym or salsa dance.
So when I hear you b1tch your bitches, it looks ugly... worse than this - https://preview.ibb.co/cJwiSx/IMG_20180323_060049_1.jpg
I have women chasing me.... its not your body, face or car that gets women Richard... it is the MAN inside.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
I have a spinal cord injury, too. My left hand is about 50% paralyzed. I also can't feel pain on the right half of my body.
Who do you think wakes up every day and works on my house flips? Me. Not anyone else.
I still think that making lots of money will be what will attract women to me more than anything else. I don't even necessarily want that to be true, but I think that it is.
MrWood
Master Don Juan
never once did a woman ask me what kind of car I drove, never ask my salary. I have never owned a new car and never paid more than 5k for one (my bmw e36).
I drive a beat to crap golf now.
I drive a beat to crap golf now.
the trick is to think its not
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.