backseatjuan
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Where you at? Take a pic, show us. Community will vote on the coolest pic. Winner will receive some sort of sh1t in mail. Maybe use diaper, maybe women's panties, maybe something cool. Don't go by, participate.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Wats outside your place? Contest.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
logicallefty
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I took this pic right up the road from my house several months ago.
dustmuffin
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I usually have hobos outside my door. But might try to get a pic of something
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Panties you say?!
View out back.
View out back.
logicallefty
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@Atom Smasher GTFO I thought you were a city guy. That is awesome. I don't picture the East coast looking like that. That looks more like my area, Illinois. We have a lot of flat areas but we also have areas that look just like that.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
This is my place in NH. If I were to pan the camera a little to the right you'd see much taller mountains with wind turbines on them. Beautiful.
I used to travel out to Shaumberg a lot in my younger days. I really liked it out there and the women were FINE and approachable.
I used to travel out to Shaumberg a lot in my younger days. I really liked it out there and the women were FINE and approachable.
zekko
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Gorgeous. It looks like it could be a golf course.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
View from my back door:
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Funny you should say that. There's a golf course just 100 yards from me to the right of this shot.
zekko
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I knew it!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
backseatjuan
Banned
It's near water, I see a sailbot on first picture in the top right corner there is a sail.