"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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My example is dependent on the woman being monogamous, not the man. Certainly the man can be monogamous, but not necessarily. And history is full of examples where the women were faithful but the men planted a lot of seeds. The main point is that you can be more certain that the child is yours if you are the only one banging her.
If you guys are so keen on sharing vaginas, and think it's so "alpha", why don't y'all get into some MMF threesomes? You can save time that way.
I wasn't aware that herpes, AIDs, or syphilus washed off.
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And supporting this is giving your power away. Its another form of feminism.
I watched a documentary about the Mormons and Brigham Young. One of his wives wrote in her diary that she was happy to be in a polygamist relationship. She felt that it gave her more power and freedom to invest more in herself since she didn't have to focus all of her time on a husband. There were other women that could take care of him when she wanted to do something else. She could devote her time to running her business instead of looking after a husband. She thought this was really where feminism first started.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Feminism's next big push will be test tube "designer" babies so that women can go through a list of sperm donors like a restaurant menu and genetically engineer the kids they want so they don't have to learn how to love a man lol.