"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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OK, i'll make this short. First date for drinks. Applied kino and made her laugh. Spent $11 on drinks. Asked if she wanted to go to the ferris wheel and she said yes. I suggested that she park at my place and we would drive over. She agreed.

We made it to my place and she had to pee. She came out of the bathroom and we started kissing. We didn't make it to the ferris wheel. She squirted about a gallon of girl juice all over my sheets. Got her dressed and sent her on her way.

She will be available in the future. If I am wrong who cares. Plenty of women to be had.

You guys can do this too. I'm nothing special.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Cyndi Lauper needs to make a new song called "Online girls just want to get fvcked"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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amoka said:
Hot or not, he got the job done.
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Literally 95% of his posts are one of three things:

1) Complaining and bitching about women and saying how would rather and does pay for prostitutes
2) Asking if a girl is hot
3) Asking for pictures as "proof"

almost 1200 posts means 1100 or so have been about one of the three things above....sosuave has really hit rock bottom lately...
 
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marmel75 said:
Literally 95% of his posts are one of three things:

1) Complaining and bitching about women and saying how would rather and does pay for prostitutes
2) Asking if a girl is hot
3) Asking for pictures as "proof"

almost 1200 posts means 1100 or so have been about one of the three things above....sosuave has really hit rock bottom lately...
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Go do some curls.
 
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amoka said:
Hot or not, he got the job done.
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Well not really. If she was a not good looking single mother with dark skin and big nose, it's a different ballgame.
 
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Trump said:
Well not really. If she was a not good looking single mother with dark skin and big nose, it's a different ballgame.
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Exactly!

About a month ago some ugly fat girl on a dating app told me she wanted to choke on my d1ck and all that. I still wasn't motivated to go meet her.

Everything I say on this site makes sense, people just don't like me.

They sh1t on me for talking about money, yet on the post asking what if you won the lottery, nearly everyone said they would pay for women.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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RichardTheFrog said:
Exactly!

About a month ago some ugly fat girl on a dating app told me she wanted to choke on my d1ck and all that. I still wasn't motivated to go meet her.

Everything I say on this site makes sense, people just don't like me.

They sh1t on me for talking about money, yet on the post asking what if you won the lottery, nearly everyone said they would pay for women.
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I hate to say it but...

 
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Geez I doubt a guy in his 50s is bothering with ugly fat girls. Think
 
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