"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Duke

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Define your perfect girl!

Mine would be:
-HB9
-5yrs younger than me
-Knows how to cook
-Freak in the bed
-Knows how to dress
-Charming
-Doesn't need constant validation
-Has her own hobbies
-Slightly strong & independent, yet submissive to me
-Good family relationships
-No Kids
-Divorced once
-Can discuss and compromise
-More rational than irrational
-Sweet
-Good spending habits

I'll keep dreaming of her.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Diaz from Brooklyn 99. Pretends to be a hard a$$ with everyone else, but is a *****cat with me... :up:

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Define your perfect girl!
-5yrs younger than me
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Late 30s? Why?

@TheMonkeyKing , I like the long sleek back, but she lacks boobs and butt. Also her cheekbones are rather high placed and angular as a man's should be, and not round and fuller as an ideal woman's. Further, her ears protrude. You can do better than this one pal ;)
 

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Late 30s? Why?

@TheMonkeyKing , I like the long sleek back, but she lacks boobs and butt. Also her cheekbones are rather high placed and angular as a man's should be, and not round and fuller as an ideal woman's. Further, her ears protrude. You can do better than this one pal ;)
Cheers man. You're probably right. I don't really have a type though. And I would certainly get bored looking at the 'perfect' Instagram archetype every day. As long as she doesn't belong in a circus, I don't mind flawed beauty. Guess she is a bit horsey looking. Though the butt could be a few degrees rounder, my preference would also be towards the athletic rather than the curvaceous end of the spectrum.

I think with this one it's mainly the faux b!tchy character she plays. I would sit and laugh at that all day long.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Why divorced?
Because once they have been married before, she hopefully won't be as excited to do it again as she was the first time. The fantasy has been somewhat tainted by the second go around. That's my thought anyways.

I had a 5yr LTR with a girl that had very low partner count and had never been married....her desire to be married led to the demise of our relationship.
 

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Late 30s? Why?
I really don't connect with younger women. Don't have much in common with them. I'm more of an old soul. Also older women are less likely to want babies. By 30 they have some things figured out in life. They've also lost some pu$$y power by that age. I usually get girls about my age that look 8-10yrs younger. But partner count definitely has an effect on them as they age. No doubt there, seen it too many times.
 

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No such thing as a perfect woman. If there was such a farce, this forum would not exist.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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