"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yall ever smashed an older woman??

THEYOUNGONE

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Yall ever smashed an older woman..?


Just started working in this plant last tuesday,all the young bitches are on 1 st shift, my shift is full of dudes and like 5 old bitches. its this older ***** thats about 59 with a big ass, im talking old lady got a body like a young *****...the ***** is reeaaal friendly,its like other young dudes on the line, but i peeped their extra friendly with her,you know that "Coworker" vibe, they be playing with her, she be playing back, But whats funny is these same niggas be telling me how thick she is,ect. Even the older cats thats around her age be telling me how thickk she is, but im saying to myself yall niggas never tried to smash?? I asked one of them why they never went at her they was like "nahh"...my first week their (last week), i never said none to her , just playing it cool, working being " The new guy". So friday, i noticed i was in her area talking to another dude thats a temp like me, i noticed the ***** kept wanting me to see her, i could see and feel her looking my way to see if i was looking at her. Before work she saw me outside and spoke(Friendly speak), then about15 min later at the shift meeting she walked in and saw me again and Spoke again, all that **** is choosing to me. So i tried her on some friendly ass **** to test the waters, walked up to her and asked her whats her name, she told me,then told her she was real pretty (Lying), she said thank you and i asked if she was married..she laughed and said yes. And i went about my way. Then i noticed after that she wouldn't even look my way like she was uneasy, as if i scared her, one time that night after break she walked passed looking down (Not completely but as if she was uneasy). Me being a temp, these folks been on this job for like 15 years and more, i aint planning on staying here no more than a month,im tryna smash this *****..lol...i think i came on to strong and direct. These other niggas is playin...they in her friendzone...im gone go against the grain...anyone of yalll ever smashed a chicked thats 50+ ??? How you go about doing it? Were you direct or did you have to jump through alot of hoops??? Let me know some
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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PrettyBoyAJ

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Oldest chick I've smashed was 50. This happened a couple months ago and I'm 26.
 

lizardking82

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Yall ever smashed an older woman..?


Just started working in this plant last tuesday,all the young bitches are on 1 st shift, my shift is full of dudes and like 5 old bitches. its this older ***** thats about 59 with a big ass, im talking old lady got a body like a young *****...the ***** is reeaaal friendly,its like other young dudes on the line, but i peeped their extra friendly with her,you know that "Coworker" vibe, they be playing with her, she be playing back, But whats funny is these same niggas be telling me how thick she is,ect. Even the older cats thats around her age be telling me how thickk she is, but im saying to myself yall niggas never tried to smash?? I asked one of them why they never went at her they was like "nahh"...my first week their (last week), i never said none to her , just playing it cool, working being " The new guy". So friday, i noticed i was in her area talking to another dude thats a temp like me, i noticed the ***** kept wanting me to see her, i could see and feel her looking my way to see if i was looking at her. Before work she saw me outside and spoke(Friendly speak), then about15 min later at the shift meeting she walked in and saw me again and Spoke again, all that **** is choosing to me. So i tried her on some friendly ass **** to test the waters, walked up to her and asked her whats her name, she told me,then told her she was real pretty (Lying), she said thank you and i asked if she was married..she laughed and said yes. And i went about my way. Then i noticed after that she wouldn't even look my way like she was uneasy, as if i scared her, one time that night after break she walked passed looking down (Not completely but as if she was uneasy). Me being a temp, these folks been on this job for like 15 years and more, i aint planning on staying here no more than a month,im tryna smash this *****..lol...i think i came on to strong and direct. These other niggas is playin...they in her friendzone...im gone go against the grain...anyone of yalll ever smashed a chicked thats 50+ ??? How you go about doing it? Were you direct or did you have to jump through alot of hoops??? Let me know some
She's 50. You be direct and if she doesn't wanna do that, you go cold turkey on her completely. Try to do the offer couple of days before you leave the job so that it doesn't get awkward.
 

AlphaNate

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Yes. 49, relatively hot, and married. The sex wasn't good.

After I dropped her, she started buying me ****. Wouldn't recommend it.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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EmotionalGeek

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I wanted once but after first date I decided she does not turn me on so I radio silenced her. She was 42.
 
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