fvcked hb8 in bathroom at work

[Chamber36]

ask me anything

 

[logicallefty]

Was she staaankey?

 

[Chamber36]

She smelled how you'd expect a girls ass to smell after a full night of drinking and walking around.

So yes.

She was stankey.

Next question?

 

[lizardking82]

How'd it happen?

 

[El Payaso]

Hope you used protection.

 

[Chamber36]

She was sitting at the bar the whole night with her friend talking to two fellas. She and her friend wre the hottest 2 chicks in the whole bar.

I didn't approach because they were kind of pre-occupied with each other.

So at the end of the night - closing time - I go out to smoke and she's standing there. I ask her for a lighter. Then I commend her: "You look quite civilized. Where do you work? At a bank or something?"

She tells me she works in a handbag store or something. I say "oh that's nice, my mom is into handbags and shoes and stuff. And fur coats. Anyways you and your friend there are the 2 best chicks in this place."

So then she says thank you and tells me how she likes my muscles, says that a nice muscular upper back, muscular chest and delts is really sexy on a man.

So we went inside and she introduced me to her friend. I was sort of tired so I said: "So tell me something.... I'm interested in..... both of you." She responds: "Hey we're going home together you know", to which I reply: "Lol wtf I didn't even ask you anything". But we loled.

Anyways the girl took my hand and did a little twirl so we ended up hugging. Then we started making out. I asked her for her number cuz it was closing time.

I took her phone as per my new protocol, call myself, and get her to text me a message. Mission accomplished, I figure. Thought I'd reached end game.

She goes to the bathroom. I go to the other end of the bar (close to the girls bathroom coincidentally). She comes back out. Goes to her friend. Then goes back into the bathroom, but before she goes in, she unzips her pants (the zipper was on the side) showing me her naked hip and asscheek, and says: "I need to use the bathroom". Well, you don't need to tell me what that means. So I join her. We go in the bathroom. She actually pulls down her panties and sits down to take a piss in front of me. I'm thinking to myself: lol crazy *****. So I actually tell her that "gek wijf" in dutch which kind of means something like crazy *****. Then I proceed to making out with her. When she was done pissing she wiped her vag, then I fingered her, she took off my pants and sucked on my d*ck, then she turned around and I fvcked her doggy. (let me remind you during this whole entire seduction was during closing time lol so there wasn't even any music or anything).

The very same second her friend came knocking on the door for her to come out, I was shootin a load, half into her pvssy, some on the floor, some on her leg. Was a quicky but I finished right on time.

So that was it. I exited the bathroom stall, greeted my colleagues and asked for a beer. Had myself a cigarette and just chilled out, lol.

 

[Chamber36]

Hope you used protection.

No protection but I whatsapped her and it turns out she's on the pill.

 

[Infern0]

I have also banged a girl at work, it was an assistant manager, i got a yeast infection from her.

Was not a good time

 

[Chamber36]

I have also banged a girl at work, it was an assistant manager, i got a yeast infection from her.

Was not a good time

Thats because you're a noob and I'm a pro.

=D

 

[Masculinity]

No protection but I whatsapped her and it turns out she's on the pill.

Risking your job for a woman. Trusting a woman is telling you the truth about birth control or her sexual health.

This is not likely to end well.

 

[Chamber36]

Lol my boss is happy for me.

No but she's on the pill. In the whatsapp convo she said she didnt think anything happened at all. I told her to go to the pharmacy. Then she said she was on the pill and blocked me in whatsapp lol.

So it's over, was just a ONS.

 

[AlphaNate]

Oh yeah, this will end well. /s

 

[Chamber36]

It has already ended well.

 

[logicallefty]

Lol my boss is happy for me.

.

When you said this it made me think of one I pulled once. This was back in 2007-2008, somewhere in there. Back in my heavy drinking', plate spinning, and partying days. I think I posted this story several years ago here on SS:

Back at a previous job my boss and I were really good friends. Best friends even. One time he made a smartazz comment to me that he was gonna bring his GF in the office and fvck on my desk. So what did LL do? The office was located right on a strip in a downtown area with a lot of bars and partying going on. How convenient. So one weekend I took a chick into the office after a heavy night at the bars and I really DID have sex on the boss's desk. Then first thing Monday morning I told him all about it. Show him exactly where my bare azz was sitting and gave him every grave detail of it all. lmfao I've never seen anyone go get cleaning supplies and frantically clean anything like that in my life! He scrubbed that damn desk 100x better than hospital operating room standards!!

 

[Urbanyst]

Was her vagina tight or did it hang like sleeve of wizard?

 

[devilkingx2]

wow, I thought girls that easy (when sober) were just legend, unless she was drunk?

 

[blind_one]

wow, I thought girls that easy (when sober) were just legend, unless she was drunk?

It is a numbers game, sometimes you just need to be the right man in the right time and place , not downplaying OPs adventures of course.

 

[Von]

I like how OP ain't catching up with the ''no protection'' comments....

We were never worried she was on the pill or not

We were actually talking about disease.... the ones that comes from sex

Pleasant stuff.... some last longer than a ONS or a pregnant women

But congrats for the lay

 

[Chamber36]

wow, I thought girls that easy (when sober) were just legend, unless she was drunk?

Drunk and on coke I think.

It is a numbers game, sometimes you just need to be the right man in the right time and place , not downplaying OPs adventures of course.

True but my game has improved a bit cuz I'm watching a lot of RSD tyler's video's. Authenticity game + frame control = good outcome.

She was talking to dudes all night btw and that's why she was so ****faced. My colleague said that they were buying her drinks all night.

Then I came in and she wanted my cawk more than theirs so I gave it to her.

xD

PS: Concerning STD's, sure u never know. Suppose it's about time I get myself checked out. But she was a HB8 blonde dutch girl with money right. So STD chances are low imo. Worth rawdogging.

Still about time for a checkup though.

 

[NSX-R]

Did you encouter any resistanse?