"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Books on pimping? Recommendations
- Thread starter rEDoNE
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Then you mention said thing... Let me guess "How to be a M****f***** Pimp" by Dazzle Razzle... and promote it as an "excellent" book.
I would have guessed as much, but you already showed your cards by posting messages to every person with "pimp" in their name. Though most people with pimp in their name are likely NOT a pimp, but rather are selecting such a name due to vicarious desires they have. But you feed on those desires and make them think it is possible, and thus your selection of such.
Oh how predictable... I swear, people are so predictable. I love this little game people play...
His writings look like the rantings and ravings of an insane PCP addicted maniac... He literally makes NO points, and fills his writings with absurd jargon, pointless equations, unproven theories, he likes to use big words but does not seem to know the meaning of said words so it was more funny to read it and laugh at his horrible grammar, it is total junk.
http://dazzlerazzle.com/pimpontology/
Your move...
I'm disappointed that you didn't come back to play. From the changes in your profile pic, it looks like you've been busy trying on different black bras. You really should try to pencil in some time.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I already lost interest. The last time I responded with the whole "horrible grammar" was just to bait you. You are either this dazzle razzle or you are some kind of direct associate of his who has some extreme obsession with him.
And why exactly should I waste my time with you?
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
Looking back, I can see that I am a product of How to Be a Mother****ing Pimp. It might have warped my mind a bit, but I learned how to make crack, meth, and PCP. Perhaps that's the problem. I also learned how to come to terms with existence through a critical interrogation of street culture and how to embrace post-structuralism, or the 'sense of it', if you will, when it all seemed just so esoteric.
I remember, looking back when I was a grad student (Phd Lit), it was hard for me. There is simply too much to digest, and where do you start anyway? You can't just 'read' Derrida, can you, without being fully versed in the entirety of the western philosophical tradition?
I found this book accessible. I struggled in places, but that is the performative dimension. Perhaps therein lies the charm.
Don't know. See for yourself. Maybe it is an entire crock of ****. But, then again...