Aryan Prince
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Really.... Just because I dont agree with y'all, i dont think so!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
if you are FA, even if you are above average, is impossible to get a girlfriend
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Aryan Prince
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Nah dude.
Tictac
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Read the definition of internet troll. Try not to let your lips move as you do.
Aryan Prince
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If u wanna call me a troll well theirs nothing I can do about that, ur a moron, nothing u can do about that!!
Tictac
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Thanks Pee Wee.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
salinechow
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Its... you're.
salinechow
Senior Don Juan
You write in the manner in which you do, to a woman, and you know what she is going to write back....?
Nothing.
You must strive to progress, instead of defending your laziness. Even if you have a disability that hinders your ability to spell or use grammar properly, I still find your laziness and disrespect repulsive. So will the girls you speak to.
With all of the tools to help give you a crutch, like auto correct and the internet itself. You have no excuse to blither on like a fool and expect people to understand you, or, give you understanding.
The way you write, and moreover, your defence of it, is the apex of stupidity and foolishness. Thank God for sexual selection, because you sir, with that attitude towards yourself and others, deserves to be alone.
salinechow
Senior Don Juan
I laughed out loud
Aryan Prince
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Anal gramma nazis, im using my phone, so i make some mistakes, yer I really talk the way I text, LoL, the more u try and drown out my messages with gramma critique the more weaker you look, and the stronger my argument looks, all the sexual selection hahaha, you really trying to look down ur nose at me, your the one who isnt bright enough to get what I mean, i'm guessing your an overly schooled beta with delusions of grandure!
Atom Smasher
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Thread closed. I hope everyone got it out of their systems...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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