"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Funny Response After Four Days

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A week ago I met a girl at some party thing. At first the conversation was boring and went nowhere but she kept it going anyway, and kept changing the subject to qualify herself to me in obvious ways and she asked blatant questions like if I was "married yet" and calling me cute and funny. I wasn't really on top of my game but she just kept pushing anyway so I figured wtf I might as well get her number. The whole interaction seemed forced from both sides, it was weird.

That was on a Friday night so I waited until Monday and texted her a simple "hi __ this is __ I met you last Friday when __" and I brought up a question recalling something funny we talked about. She didn't respond and after two days I completely forgot about it.

Then four nights later I got a text from her: "i have a bf **** off"

As soon as I read it I felt like it was sent by some dude who was snooping through his girl's phone. Why else would it take four days to say that? After that long why would she even respond at all?

What do you think?

Edit: I posted this on the wrong board. Could a mod move this to the top board
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I think what you said sounds right. Either the boyfriend sent it, or the boyfriend saw it and made her send it. Either way she was probably just looking for attention, not worth pursuing.
 

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Since it was probably him, reply with "he doesn't know that we hooked up Friday, does he?"
Brilliant option. This sounds fun. OP you should try this one and post back here. Although I'd go with "Giving me head won't get you in trouble right-it's not real sex?"
 

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Lol, you guys are terrible.
 

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Brilliant option. This sounds fun. OP you should try this one and post back here. Although I'd go with "Giving me head won't get you in trouble right-it's not real sex?"
That's hilarious and I wish I thought of it but I don't plan on responding at all. I already deleted the conversation from my phone. I just thought it was interesting and suspicious to get that response four days later.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Girls are usually not that abrasive when it comes to texting. If she didn;t want to speak to you then she would have not even responded, as most women do. The BF sent that.
 

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Brilliant option. This sounds fun. OP you should try this one and post back here. Although I'd go with "Giving me head won't get you in trouble right-it's not real sex?"
"You didn't say anything while you were giving me that bl0wjob in the club bathroom the other night....guess your mouth was full"...

Lmao! Wait for the death threats to follow from her beta chump boyfriend
 
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