"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Meeting Your Dream Girl's Doppleganger

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Back in June I had my heart broken by a beauty who I never really got over. I had another girl and saw her a lot in the meantime, but even after she and I ended things I reverted to missing the first one.

Anyhow, on New Year's Eve I swore I saw her (1000 miles away from where we met as I since moved). It wasn't the same girl, but seeing her reminded me how much I still adored her.

I went over to her and told her that she reminded me of someone. It turns out they have the same birthday (off by one day), are the same age (off by one year), were born the same day of the week (exactly 52 weeks apart), part their hair the same, have the same eyes, same boobs, same smile and same attitude. And get this: their names are almost identical! Not only that, but we met the same week (Dec 26, 2014 versus Dec 31, 2015).

I showed her a photo of the first girl and even she swore they looked identical (minus the hair color), to the point where she told her friends about it and was excited to see me when I ran into her a second time. The best part was, unlike the first girl who had all of Nismo's warning signs, this second one has no tattoos and her natural brown hair color, and no piercings - my ideal woman! I feel like God is giving me a second chance. As luck would have it, I was with another girl both times I saw her, so I couldn't ask her out, but that probably only helped.

I've always noticed that there are only so many types of beautiful women, but have you ever met a girl who reminded you so much of another girl?
 
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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NSX-R

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Dafuq dude. Are you really a guy?You could even remember the day of the week you met with that ex chick of yours? You are full into afc zone.
Considering your enthusiasm ,you are gonna blow all things up.

Honestly ,what were you doing 10 years and 3.600 posts in SS except for spending your time?
 

Packers2010

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Dafuq dude. Are you really a guy?You could even remember the day of the week you met with that ex chick of yours? You are full into afc zone.
Considering your enthusiasm ,you are gonna blow all things up.

Honestly ,what were you doing 10 years and 3.600 posts in SS except for spending your time?

I remember the day I met my one itis girl. but then again, I was going into my pool hall and I was going to kick everyone ass. so. there is that...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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JohnChops

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You guys don't know Neil, but the guy is a romantic. Just because he isn't "alpha" this and "**** your feelings" etc doesn't mean he isn't an old school DJ.
 

Yewki

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You guys don't know Neil, but the guy is a romantic. Just because he isn't "alpha" this and "**** your feelings" etc doesn't mean he isn't an old school DJ.
It is never good to overvalue women, whether you're an "old school DJ" or not
 

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It's just a mirage man. She might have the exact same hair and wear the same sweater but it isn't her.
 
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