"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tell me what I already know bros (this new girl)

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in another interesting twist of events ..

she texts me randomly this morning "good morning" i wait like 6 hours to respond (wasn't going to but couldn't resist) ...we have some witty back and forth banter .. then she says she's going to NYC for new years and invites me to go with her

i said "sure, why wait until new years though, we should get together this week" .. she agreed and we made plans for tomorrow night back at my place....

rofl

i can't wait to see my d1ck disappearing in that big ass of hers ... i got my napkin tucked and im ready to eat bros!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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icantgetlaid said:
in another interesting twist of events ..

she texts me randomly this morning "good morning" i wait like 6 hours to respond (wasn't going to but couldn't resist) ...we have some witty back and forth banter .. then she says she's going to NYC for new years and invites me to go with her

i said "sure, why wait until new years though, we should get together this week" .. she agreed and we made plans for tomorrow night back at my place....

rofl

i can't wait to see my d1ck disappearing in that big ass of hers ... i got my napkin tucked and im ready to eat bros!
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Don't count your chickens before they hatch...if she actually follows through, consider it a bonus, but don't expect it.
 
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^^^Right, keep your head in the game. Some women will go surprisingly far to reel you into orbit.

You did good by going ghost, it made her chase. I'm not saying you should expect a same night lay, but after you've done your job making moves she needs to reciprocate or get tossed aside. Continue the filtering process.
 
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Poon King said:
Remember men.. assume EVERY woman you meet is a slut.
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I must say, even though people will take this the wrong way, I am finding this is more and more the case. And I personally dont MIND if a woman is my slvt. Or wh0re. But it is like this quite often - even with a 'quality' woman.
 
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i got stood up .. SMH .. no sweat .. whatever .. should have taken another posters advice and ignored any attempt on her part to reach out .. i got big brown ass blinders on ... lesson learned bros .. lesson learned
 
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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