Recent content by Callmejoe

Either you are leaving out some important details, or it sounds like she is a bit confused with herself. Playing games "doesn't txt first" is childish. I am not sure she realizes that whors get paid, some extremely well, while sluts do it for free. She is probably conflicted between how she is...

Oh, wait.. the near ESL connection, I get it. Bible_Belt's real name is Todd Akin. Tell us, BB, how many vaginas have you had your finger in? Quite a few of us here are well past the 100, even 200 mark. My wife can beat that in a way, since she was an OR nurse in UROLOGY for 8 years. They fix...

Beyond your gifting question, if she used the F-word on you (friend), then forget it. She sees you as a wuss. Learn to stay out of the friend zone if you want to get laid.

Listen to these guys. devilkingx2 has some good rules (if she expects it, like for birthday or Christmas, you'd better). I will add one more, which is when she wants to impress her friends. "Look at Lorena's facebook page, her boyfriend bought her new diamond ear rings" (possibly because he is...

Here are some places I've picked up girls & got into bed easily (also married one I met by one of these ways). Wandering around the mall. Smile, look into her eyes. If she smiles then stares back, you've got her, if not, next. I haven't done it for years, but there is a particular mall where I...

You've made it. She is there. Just have sex with her.

Can I call you an I@&0t? Number one, learn some anatomy. Embryos implant in the uterus, not the vagina. Without special equipment, you can't even get into the uterus unless a woman is dilating in labor. It is really quite small too unless a woman is pregnant. Vaginal canals can be smooth or...

Hey, listen to MidnightCity and the others here who know what they are doing. And please, because she isn't costing you any money? Give me her name and tell me where she works, and I may very well be able have her in my bed in 24 to 48 hours. The girlfriends of young guys who don't take care of...

If you don't want her to "check up" on you, then I know part of an island in the western Pacific that has no electricity, no cell phone coverage, no land lines, no running water, and no road access. You can move there. It has a great beach with a barrier reef. It is kind of cool, for about three...

NUMBER ONE. Understand what state you are in and DO NOT LEAVE YOUR STATE with her or to see her. I know someone who knows a poor guy about your age who is in Federal prison for having a 17 year old girlfriend. Where I used to live, a neighbor's son, who was 21, went to state prison for a year...

Rich WASPS are the hardest to bed and worst to deal with. Jewish American Princesses are also awful, especially if they are from the New York area. I can't stand them. Come to think of it, any woman from the New York City area is a b!+(#. Asians are the easiest to get into bed, BY FAR, and are...

My technique is to avoid bars all together as a pick up place. First there are two kinds of bars, bars with more guys than girls, and bars with more girls than guys. Which kind are you going to? I personally know bars where I can walk in and there are 5:1 girls to guys, sometimes more (not...

Harry and Trump are accurate. There is only one girl I ever let go past the second date before sleeping with her. She was a 21 year old virgin, never had a boyfriend, never kissed anyone, and frankly, I just enjoyed her company and sense of humor and would have hung out with her if she were my...

You keep doing #4 and #5, because that is one of the reasons the girls I sleep with are less than half my age. About a year ago, when I was 45, I asked a 19 year old, a smart, beautiful mixed white-Korean girl, on our first meet-up, "Why do you like older guys?" She said, 'Because they don't...

Two weeks? That is not an ex. An call from an ex is like what happened to me, my ex-wife called after 8 YEARS of zero contact. She needed a copies of some papers. Ignore it. You were wrong to even txt back.