"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Zimbabwe Complains Chinese Condoms 'Too Small'

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The condom manufacturer Beijing Daxiang and His Friends Technology Co., is planning to make contraceptives in different sizes after Zimbabwe’s health minister complained that Chinese condoms exported to the African nation were too small for its men, the South China Morning Post reported
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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They may get your airports, facilities and overtake your economy but you ultimately mog them where it hurts (pun intended).
The Chinese system is based on an economic model that is not sustainable. We'll see how long their colonialism lasts in Africa.
 

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Big d*ck energy.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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At the risk of derailing this highly intellectual discussion about a news article from 2018, I've always wondered why your name here is Zimbabwe?
 

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At the risk of derailing this highly intellectual discussion about a news article from 2018, I've always wondered why your name here is Zimbabwe?
In honour of one of my favourite youtube channels that was demonitized

 
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