"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yuppie Dallas Woman Has Major Temper Tantrum on American Airlines Flight Before Take Off; Causes Scene and Delays Everyone's Flight

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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And she's trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame now! She's 39 too so her 40th birthday is coming up soon.

I get the sense she's high mileage from that podcast clip (nails, lots of rings, gestures), not to mention that she must've been on drugs to have that reaction on the plane. Bottom line, she's been around the block.

She's hot and basically my age, but I can't imagine going on a date with her, trying to seduce her and make out ... I just find it gross, it would be like trying to make out with a man. I guess that's what age and high mileage does to a woman, in my view at least. I would have no issues to just fvck her doggy though. :D
 

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.....Needs constant attention, had a lot of dihk, cray-cray. No doubt. I'd love to hear her ex boyfriends' stories. Haha, they will all be the same.
 

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I get the sense she's high mileage from that podcast clip (nails, lots of rings, gestures), not to mention that she must've been on drugs to have that reaction on the plane. Bottom line, she's been around the block.
.....Needs constant attention, had a lot of dihk, cray-cray. No doubt. I'd love to hear her ex boyfriends' stories. Haha, they will all be the same.
I like how you two had the same reaction to her.

She's hot and basically my age, but I can't imagine going on a date with her, trying to seduce her and make out ... I just find it gross, it would be like trying to make out with a man. I guess that's what age and high mileage does to a woman, in my view at least. I would have no issues to just fvck her doggy though. :D
Since she lives in Dallas, I could conceivably see her somewhere in Dallas but it would be quite improbable for that to happen.

We don't run in the same circles in Dallas. I think we would be most likely to see each other in Northpark Center (see below), a higher end mall in Dallas and a place I've done approach sessions. It's still far fetched I would see her at Northpark, but it's the most realistic scenario.


I would approach her and see where the conversation went. If it was a good conversation, I would ask her out.

She has a nice physique. I think sex with her would be good.

The more probable situation is that an approach on her would go nowhere and I wouldn't ask her out due to a not so exciting conversation.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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