A week ago, my friend goes up to me and says "Jessica (my friend's ex-girlfriend) said online last night that she doesn't want me for a long time. Do you know what she means? You got any advice." She said this the day before their 2 month anniversary. He told me the above on their 2 monther. Also, on their 2 month anniversary, he bought a rose. I :crackup: when I saw that. My girlfriend said to me "Awww.... that's so cute." That made me :crackup: some more.
So the day AFTER their 2 monther, I said "here's my advice. Quit being a man without a pair--don't buy her **** on 2 months. Maybe 6 months, BUT 2 months?!?! Also, quit being a fool, and quit treating her like a princess--she isn't one. There's plenty of girls out there, it'll be easy for you to move on. Jessica doesn't want you anymore." He followed it up with "What The **** man? Chicks dig that sweet stuff. I just don't want many ex-girlfriends."
Today I find out that she broke up with him. A part of me was again :crackup: and another just felt bad for him. So I asked why she broke up with him and she goes "He bought me a necklace! It's only 2 months, and he's attached like we're married! I felt like I was dating a girl."
I know most of you know this, but figured that I'd remind you that women hate constant sentimental stuff. You are spending money on some girl that thinks you have a *****.
Gifts
So the day AFTER their 2 monther, I said "here's my advice. Quit being a man without a pair--don't buy her **** on 2 months. Maybe 6 months, BUT 2 months?!?! Also, quit being a fool, and quit treating her like a princess--she isn't one. There's plenty of girls out there, it'll be easy for you to move on. Jessica doesn't want you anymore." He followed it up with "What The **** man? Chicks dig that sweet stuff. I just don't want many ex-girlfriends."
Today I find out that she broke up with him. A part of me was again :crackup: and another just felt bad for him. So I asked why she broke up with him and she goes "He bought me a necklace! It's only 2 months, and he's attached like we're married! I felt like I was dating a girl."
I know most of you know this, but figured that I'd remind you that women hate constant sentimental stuff. You are spending money on some girl that thinks you have a *****.
Gifts