"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A week ago, my friend goes up to me and says "Jessica (my friend's ex-girlfriend) said online last night that she doesn't want me for a long time. Do you know what she means? You got any advice." She said this the day before their 2 month anniversary. He told me the above on their 2 monther. Also, on their 2 month anniversary, he bought a rose. I :crackup: when I saw that. My girlfriend said to me "Awww.... that's so cute." That made me :crackup: some more.

So the day AFTER their 2 monther, I said "here's my advice. Quit being a man without a pair--don't buy her **** on 2 months. Maybe 6 months, BUT 2 months?!?! Also, quit being a fool, and quit treating her like a princess--she isn't one. There's plenty of girls out there, it'll be easy for you to move on. Jessica doesn't want you anymore." He followed it up with "What The **** man? Chicks dig that sweet stuff. I just don't want many ex-girlfriends."

Today I find out that she broke up with him. A part of me was again :crackup: and another just felt bad for him. So I asked why she broke up with him and she goes "He bought me a necklace! It's only 2 months, and he's attached like we're married! I felt like I was dating a girl."




I know most of you know this, but figured that I'd remind you that women hate constant sentimental stuff. You are spending money on some girl that thinks you have a *****.



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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Sucks that the kid doesn't know any better and thinks he is doing the things the right way.

You try to introduce him to SoSuave?
 
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:mad: reminds me of me...about 1 year ago GAH!
i gave a girl a promise ring...like 3 weeks into the relationship >.< D'OH!!! goodtimes ;) it was a good thing i was so touchy with her...or it woulda been over in a heartbeat. damn i'm such a good kisser :D lol.
 
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:rolleyes:

Do you think he learnt from his mistake........
let's hope so.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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