Yuck….I just fapped to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez

[Travel memoir21]

It must have been the junk food or something like that. But despite her political leanings Ive always found her sexually attractive. I was just playing with my phone when I found some nudes of her on bing.

You feel sort of bad after the act was done though, knowing she’s a satanic creature likely doing some dirty, crazy stuff behind the scenes.


Im trying constantly to live a clean and pure lifestyle but unfortunately modern life gets in the way.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

 

[corrector]

Are you trying to beat me in the contest for the sickest and wierdest threads on here?

 

[Redwood]

Eeeckk!

 

[Travel memoir21]

I don't think so. DAMHIK.

What does Damhik mean?

 

[Scaramouche]

Hi Travel Memoir,
Well the conquerors of the past and the Red Army in 1945 were allowed their way with the Women....As Brennus the Gaul said"Vae Vanquis",as he threw his sword onto the scales....I share your feelings....I once had a real Barvstard of a Boss,who I wanted to get back at, as he had really made all our lives miserable for some years,I took great pleasure in seducing his newly divorced Wife,It was wrong headed,and I felt bad afterwards,after all,she had been a victim too!

 

[AureliusMaximus]

It must have been the junk food or something like that. But despite her political leanings Ive always found her sexually attractive. I was just playing with my phone when I found some nudes of her on bing.

You feel sort of bad after the act was done though, knowing she’s a satanic creature likely doing some dirty, crazy stuff behind the scenes.


Im trying constantly to live a clean and pure lifestyle but unfortunately modern life gets in the way.

 

[BaronOfHair]

It must have been the junk food or something like that. But despite her political leanings Ive always found her sexually attractive. I was just playing with my phone when I found some nudes of her on bing.

You feel sort of bad after the act was done though, knowing she’s a satanic creature likely doing some dirty, crazy stuff behind the scenes.


Im trying constantly to live a clean and pure lifestyle but unfortunately modern life gets in the way.

She's an attractive woman, even if she's also rapidly becoming Amber Heard-esque, in terms of not having all of her marbles

 

[BaronOfHair]

Are you trying to beat me in the contest for the sickest and wierdest threads on here?

The self-awareness is admirable

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

my phone when I found some nudes of her on bing.

If it's any consolation they were probably AI generated nudes.

So I wouldn't feel so bad unless you were gazing lovingly into her Satanic eyes during the money shot.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

 

[EyeBRollin]

AOC is moderately attractive.

 

[Young OG]

AOC is moderately attractive.

She is. I would smash but that’s about it. I wouldn’t be able to put up with the stupid things that would come out of her mouth

 

[BaronOfHair]

Daddy
Harder

You're aroused when chicks confuse you for their father, then follow that up with pleas for you to thrust into them harder? Clearly, all kink is NOT created equal

 

[BaronOfHair]

Try having your lays refer to you as "Monsignor", rather than "Daddy", when you all are rolling around in the sheets. Missionary becomes much more stimulating under these circumstances

 

[BaronOfHair]

suspicion confirmed.
This guy fvcks his hand only.

I do occasionally mimick Doug Stanhope's hijinks with vibrating eggs as well

 

[Bokanovsky]

It must have been the junk food or something like that. But despite her political leanings Ive always found her sexually attractive. I was just playing with my phone when I found some nudes of her on bing.

You feel sort of bad after the act was done though, knowing she’s a satanic creature likely doing some dirty, crazy stuff behind the scenes.


Im trying constantly to live a clean and pure lifestyle but unfortunately modern life gets in the way.

Be careful, it's a slippery slope. Next thing you know, you'll be fapping to Big Mike.

 

[BaronOfHair]

Be careful, it's a slippery slope. Next thing you know, you'll be fapping to Big Mike.

Or Mike Epps

 

[corrector]

The self-awareness is admirable

These are the type of threads that are proving to get the reads and replies.

The top seducers and incels, being opposite ends of the coin, get the most amount of views, replies and overall noise. Anything in the middle is boring. Average is always boring. Either the biggest champion or biggest victim or pathetic story/thread otherwise it is boring.

I see this with my thread. The minute I try to inject some normalicy or anything that shows that I'm successful or getting a break with the ladies, then all of a sudden it drops off the cliff and loses the momentum. It's like people always like to know someone is doing so great and then start reacting like @sangheilios, against @Pierce Manhammer and @BackInTheGame78 because it bothers them. Or the opposite, someone way worst than them, as you can see from these types of threads and everybody giving all sorts of silly advice, lol!

 

[corrector]

Here is a doppelganger of a younger version of Alexandria Ocasio Cortez: