"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yuck….I just fapped to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez

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It must have been the junk food or something like that. But despite her political leanings Ive always found her sexually attractive. I was just playing with my phone when I found some nudes of her on bing.

You feel sort of bad after the act was done though, knowing she’s a satanic creature likely doing some dirty, crazy stuff behind the scenes.


Im trying constantly to live a clean and pure lifestyle but unfortunately modern life gets in the way.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hi Travel Memoir,
Well the conquerors of the past and the Red Army in 1945 were allowed their way with the Women....As Brennus the Gaul said"Vae Vanquis",as he threw his sword onto the scales....I share your feelings....I once had a real Barvstard of a Boss,who I wanted to get back at, as he had really made all our lives miserable for some years,I took great pleasure in seducing his newly divorced Wife,It was wrong headed,and I felt bad afterwards,after all,she had been a victim too!
 

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It must have been the junk food or something like that. But despite her political leanings Ive always found her sexually attractive. I was just playing with my phone when I found some nudes of her on bing.

You feel sort of bad after the act was done though, knowing she’s a satanic creature likely doing some dirty, crazy stuff behind the scenes.


Im trying constantly to live a clean and pure lifestyle but unfortunately modern life gets in the way.
 

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It must have been the junk food or something like that. But despite her political leanings Ive always found her sexually attractive. I was just playing with my phone when I found some nudes of her on bing.

You feel sort of bad after the act was done though, knowing she’s a satanic creature likely doing some dirty, crazy stuff behind the scenes.


Im trying constantly to live a clean and pure lifestyle but unfortunately modern life gets in the way.
She's an attractive woman, even if she's also rapidly becoming Amber Heard-esque, in terms of not having all of her marbles
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It must have been the junk food or something like that. But despite her political leanings Ive always found her sexually attractive. I was just playing with my phone when I found some nudes of her on bing.

You feel sort of bad after the act was done though, knowing she’s a satanic creature likely doing some dirty, crazy stuff behind the scenes.


Im trying constantly to live a clean and pure lifestyle but unfortunately modern life gets in the way.
Be careful, it's a slippery slope. Next thing you know, you'll be fapping to Big Mike.
 

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The self-awareness is admirable
These are the type of threads that are proving to get the reads and replies.

The top seducers and incels, being opposite ends of the coin, get the most amount of views, replies and overall noise. Anything in the middle is boring. Average is always boring. Either the biggest champion or biggest victim or pathetic story/thread otherwise it is boring.

I see this with my thread. The minute I try to inject some normalicy or anything that shows that I'm successful or getting a break with the ladies, then all of a sudden it drops off the cliff and loses the momentum. It's like people always like to know someone is doing so great and then start reacting like @sangheilios, against @Pierce Manhammer and @BackInTheGame78 because it bothers them. Or the opposite, someone way worst than them, as you can see from these types of threads and everybody giving all sorts of silly advice, lol!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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