Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
The dog was an AFC! lolWyldfire said:. I just stood there and called it to me by saying "Here boy!". His tail started wagging and he ran to me and I held his collar and petted him while the owners pulled over and collected him.
Wyldfire said:Pitbulls require a tremendous amount of care and knowledge...and most people who get them don't know how to take care of them. They are GREAT family dogs but will get into trouble if you screw up as an owner. You NEVER put a pitbull in a position where it feels like it is "guarding" the property or anything or anyone. That is when they are dangerous to people. As a rule, pitbulls are not aggressive towards people...UNLESS they think they are guarding/protecting someone or something. Never tie them outside unattended...never, never, never. If the fence is not at least 8 feet tall with a foot or two deep concrete footer all along the fence...don't leave them in a fenced yard unattended either. They can get over a 6 foot fence and will dig under a fence. A large kennel with a concrete pad larger than the kennel is okay, though. Don't ever leave a pitbull alone with another dog or cat...because they are naturally gamey...it's the breed. One pitbull can kill a bull...they were bred to bait bulls way back in the day. Always have a pitbull on a leash when off your fenced in property and carry a break stick in case another loose dog comes up to your dog...and know how to use it. Pits need a ton of exercise and play...they LOVE to play hard. If you own a pit...DON'T hit anyone in front of them...they are very loyal and will attack whoever you hit. Many cases of pits killing kids inside the home happen because the parent was spanking their kid in front of the dog and the dog thought they were protecting their owner. If someone gets a pitbull to use them in dogfights the owner deserves to be strung to the highest tree by their balls and left there to die.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Damn I really screwed up I did everything your not suppose to do!DJDamage said:The dog was an AFC! lol
In all seriousness most fvcked up dogs are due to their fvcked up owners who don't know how to take care of them and end up ruining them. Many owners who own aggrassive dogs that are responsible for the majority of attacks on people like the pitbull, Mastiff or a rottweiler are doing so to appear hard and tough but have no clue how train them.
In most cases if you see a dog charging towards you is:
a) Don't run- unless you can climb on something real high near by, a dog natural instinct will kick in and he will start chasing your ass and will try to stop you with his teeths.
b) Don't look stright into the dogs eyes- he will see that as you trying to challenge him and will prepare for a fight. Look at the ground.
C) don't scream or move your arms around really fast - you will only excite the dog. That is the reason why kids and women tend to get bitten more.
Be calm and collective. The dog will likely stop to sniff you so its best not to show fear. Let him even sniff your hands if he doesn't act aggrassive and talk to him in a calm voice. If he gets excited you can always use a command to tell him to " sit!" or "go home!" stuff that his owners probably used and it might resonant in his primitive brain.
However if the owner tells the dog to attack you, then you are fvcked or sometimes there is nothing you can do once a dog charge you. You best best is to try grab a weapon of some sort to hit the dog in the head and repeat saying "no!" or try to kick him in the balls. If you find yourself on the ground, try to protect your neck and face.
Here is a video of a crazy owner telling a dog to attack:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdISUQj0YXY&mode=related&search=
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I've had siberian huskies all my life, I have two now, and I live in Southern California.The Forms said:Please, dear god, if you get a siberian husky live somewhere that's cool most of the year. I used to live in one of the hottest cities in the south, and I knew people who had siberian huskies. The dogs were miserable. It's unfair to a dog to make it live in a climate it simply isn't built for.
And only get a pit if you know enough about dogs to know how to train it well. If you're one of those people who just kind of wants a dog, but doesn't know enough about them, get a breed that's easier to handle. There are enough cool breeds of dogs that don't need as much training as a pit that are still great dogs.
Few things anger me more than people with dogs built for cold in a hot town, or people who have dogs built for lots of running (like a collie) and they keep the dog inside a small apartment all day long.
If I were in a position where I might encounter a pitbull I would be carrying a break stick with me. That's the most effective way to break a pitbull's grip.Nighthawk said:Fine, they don't 'lock' that's pretty obvious. I meant unlock in the sense of unclench. And how do you know putting your finger up its ass doesn't work? I'd at least give it a shot before slitting it's throat.
And I don't want to own a pitbull or any other dog. I like other people's pets but find the idea of having animals living in my house unhygienic. Not to mention that you're supposed to scoop their poop. Gross.
Wyldfire said:If you made a move like that to any of the pits I've had (like you were going to chase them) they would dart to the side and think you were playing with them...and they loved that sh*t. The last pit I owned was in an apartment I rented and the owner of the house lived downstairs and had a German Shepard who had an attitude and tried to scare every animal and person that came near the yard. When we introduced my dog to the owners dog it was hilarious. I had my dog on a leash and the other dog was loose. He came up to her and snapped at my pit and it was all I could do to keep her off him. He bolted away with his tail between his legs, lol. I let her leash out some (it was a long one) and the GS came back all submissive to her and they sniffed each other. Then they started playing and chasing each other around. My pit let the GS drink and eat out of her dish, so they had made friends. I also put her through obedience and socialization school, so she got along well with other dogs most of the time.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.