"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You're on So Suave but are YOU ... Suave at all ?

SmooveMooves

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Hi, I'm Smoove.

Slow down, take a deep breath. In. now out, Good. Slow is good. This site is titled SoSuave for a reason, but alot of people forget that aspect of being a DJ. People come here and learn what to say, when to say it and why, but fail to implement it smoothly (pun intended). Alot of the social interactions I've observed are awkward, the Guy knows what to say, he knows he needs to build rapport wait til there's a high point get the number and jet. but there's never a high point, the interaction is clunky, clumsy and the way he goes about it just plain weird:

Rushed speech
Poor posture
Awkward and sudden movements

None of these things are suave, and ultimately lead to an embarrassing rejection.

Confidence is the root of all suaveness.

Be confident, be suave. If you must think before you say something, do so, suave men don't waste words, what they say is short meaningful and straightfoward. Speak with a smooth voice, deep and consistent, let your voice resonate within the listeners ears Stop walking with your head down, the world is yours, walk around with your head up making eye contact with all your subjects.

And for goodness sake SLOW DOWN, this one is key, what's the rush for?
Speak at your own pace
Walk at your own pace
Fvck at your own pace
You must have the charm of a sociopath
The charisma of a public speaker
The passion of a pvssy
And give the fvcks of a virgin.

You are the suavest on the planet, females all around the world shall fall victim to your suaveness and drop their panties at record breaking speeds.
Stay Suave

-Smoove
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Peaks&Valleys

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Great post dude.

Edit: Can you explain this one? haha.
The passion of a pvssy
 
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SmooveMooves

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Peaks&Valleys said:
Great post dude.

Edit: Can you explain this one? haha.
Haha, sure. By this I simply mean the enthusiasm and affection an AFC would normally project upon an oneitis, You take the same passion and project it into yourself, your actions, and interactions.

Being truly suave, even the most small things you say should hold massive weight.

Even your comment about a single blade of grass in a nearby field should cause a thunderous erupition of awe from the listener like a shirtless Justin Bieber among 6-7 yr. olds

Haha surely this is hyperbole, but you get my point. LOL
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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SmooveMooves said:
Hi, I'm Smoove.

Slow down, take a deep breath. In. now out, Good. Slow is good. This site is titled SoSuave for a reason, but alot of people forget that aspect of being a DJ. People come here and learn what to say, when to say it and why, but fail to implement it smoothly (pun intended). Alot of the social interactions I've observed are awkward, the Guy knows what to say, he knows he needs to build rapport wait til there's a high point get the number and jet. but there's never a high point, the interaction is clunky, clumsy and the way he goes about it just plain weird:

Rushed speech
Poor posture
Awkward and sudden movements

None of these things are suave, and ultimately lead to an embarrassing rejection.

Confidence is the root of all suaveness.

Be confident, be suave. If you must think before you say something, do so, suave men don't waste words, what they say is short meaningful and straightfoward. Speak with a smooth voice, deep and consistent,

Repped.
 
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