"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You're on So Suave but are YOU ... Suave at all ?

SmooveMooves

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Hi, I'm Smoove.

Slow down, take a deep breath. In. now out, Good. Slow is good. This site is titled SoSuave for a reason, but alot of people forget that aspect of being a DJ. People come here and learn what to say, when to say it and why, but fail to implement it smoothly (pun intended). Alot of the social interactions I've observed are awkward, the Guy knows what to say, he knows he needs to build rapport wait til there's a high point get the number and jet. but there's never a high point, the interaction is clunky, clumsy and the way he goes about it just plain weird:

Rushed speech
Poor posture
Awkward and sudden movements

None of these things are suave, and ultimately lead to an embarrassing rejection.

Confidence is the root of all suaveness.

Be confident, be suave. If you must think before you say something, do so, suave men don't waste words, what they say is short meaningful and straightfoward. Speak with a smooth voice, deep and consistent, let your voice resonate within the listeners ears Stop walking with your head down, the world is yours, walk around with your head up making eye contact with all your subjects.

And for goodness sake SLOW DOWN, this one is key, what's the rush for?
Speak at your own pace
Walk at your own pace
Fvck at your own pace
You must have the charm of a sociopath
The charisma of a public speaker
The passion of a pvssy
And give the fvcks of a virgin.

You are the suavest on the planet, females all around the world shall fall victim to your suaveness and drop their panties at record breaking speeds.
Stay Suave

-Smoove
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Peaks&Valleys

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Great post dude.

Edit: Can you explain this one? haha.
The passion of a pvssy
 
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SmooveMooves

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Peaks&Valleys said:
Great post dude.

Edit: Can you explain this one? haha.
Haha, sure. By this I simply mean the enthusiasm and affection an AFC would normally project upon an oneitis, You take the same passion and project it into yourself, your actions, and interactions.

Being truly suave, even the most small things you say should hold massive weight.

Even your comment about a single blade of grass in a nearby field should cause a thunderous erupition of awe from the listener like a shirtless Justin Bieber among 6-7 yr. olds

Haha surely this is hyperbole, but you get my point. LOL
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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SmooveMooves said:
Hi, I'm Smoove.

Slow down, take a deep breath. In. now out, Good. Slow is good. This site is titled SoSuave for a reason, but alot of people forget that aspect of being a DJ. People come here and learn what to say, when to say it and why, but fail to implement it smoothly (pun intended). Alot of the social interactions I've observed are awkward, the Guy knows what to say, he knows he needs to build rapport wait til there's a high point get the number and jet. but there's never a high point, the interaction is clunky, clumsy and the way he goes about it just plain weird:

Rushed speech
Poor posture
Awkward and sudden movements

None of these things are suave, and ultimately lead to an embarrassing rejection.

Confidence is the root of all suaveness.

Be confident, be suave. If you must think before you say something, do so, suave men don't waste words, what they say is short meaningful and straightfoward. Speak with a smooth voice, deep and consistent,

Repped.
 
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