“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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"You're funny."

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Sometimes I hear people tell me this directly, girls or guys, and I have enough experience detecting sarcasm to say fairly confidently it is not that.

When I am places with my parents, people (usually those older than me) will say to them "he's got a good sense of humour" right in front of me.

It seems at first like a compliment, but it's such an awkward thing to say, that it makes me wonder what it really means.

Please give me some input.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think it means you make them laugh...:crazy:


IT MEANS THEY THINK YOU'RE FUNNY! STOP BEING FVCKING NUTS GUYS ON THIS SITE AND ANALYZING THE MOST MINUTE BULLSHI!T!
 
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But...but...but what if...
 
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Guys I have a problem, you see I... i was called intelligent by my teacher the other day... what does this mean? Does she like me? I thought you guys would like to know because I have no other place to gratify my ego, so I might as well do it here.
 
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I think they are showing IOI, so unleash your PUA-skills, NEG a bit, use your PUSH-PULL strategy, then, when you make it to phase C3, go for a FCLOSE minimum to seal the deal. Otherwise, return to A1.


*sight*........
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This reminds me of that scene in Goodfellas where Joe Pesci is like "I'm funny how? How am I funny?"
Anyways, dude get some self confidence. What the **** does it matter what others think of you. If you think you're funny then you're funny.
 
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people say the same thing to me, i think they do it when they cant think of something better to say so they say "your funny" or they are to embarrassed to actually laugh so they say it instead. I never have a come back for the "your funny" line... so i just say ok thanks or just smile.
 
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Wasabi_Master said:
people say the same thing to me, i think they do it when they cant think of something better to say so they say "your funny" or they are to embarrassed to actually laugh so they say it instead. I never have a come back for the "your funny" line... so i just say ok thanks or just smile.
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You could be right, or maybe... just maybe it's because they actually think you are funny? Sounds crazy i know, but hear me out. People can sometimes have a tendency to say what they mean. Crazy isn't it.

lol at making comebacks to "You're funny" "NO YOU'RE FUNNY"
 
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