"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You're 18 again do you sleep with the high school s*** the cougar the m*** or wait for college?

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As a '80s baby I had a overcrowded high school with a lot of cute girls some more slutty than others. If you had to do it over again would you lose your virginity to the high school s*** your neighborhood m*** cougar or just wait till you join the military or college.?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"You're 18 again do you sleep with the high school s*** the cougar the m*** or wait for college?"

Personally, I'd go for the school s-ut or a cougar, before getting desperate enough to spread my cheeks wider than The Caspian Sea for another male in the locker room. No negative judgement if Option 3 is what brings you satisfaction
 

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I made sure to give it up to a classy girl and then I gave zero ****s from there on
 

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The year you turn 18 is also the same year you graduate from high school.
Girls at that age give it up real easy.
You shouldn't waste any time that year and flirt/kino with every attractive girl you like and get their number.

I would do that if I was 18 again so I could look forward to a wet hot summer.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I'm virgin at 36. However, I think the question is if you were 17 again, then yes, would love to see a 17/16 girl naked in person.
 

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I would have tapped still-attractive cougars like crazy. There is no need to go through with all the BS with coeds. :rolleyes:
 

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As a '80s baby I had a overcrowded high school with a lot of cute girls some more slutty than others. If you had to do it over again would you lose your virginity to the high school s*** your neighborhood m*** cougar or just wait till you join the military or college.?
I had an all-male high-school with ... :mad:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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As a '80s baby I had a overcrowded high school with a lot of cute girls some more slutty than others. If you had to do it over again would you lose your virginity to the high school s*** your neighborhood m*** cougar or just wait till you join the military or college.?
I was reminded of this thread, after stumbling across this story
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podca...-of-junko-furuta/id1517954480?i=1000478421558 the other day

HS in The US is remarkably dull, by comparison :eek::oops:
 

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I'm virgin at 36. However, I think the question is if you were 17 again, then yes, would love to see a 17/16 girl naked in person.
That's really sad bro.

Therw are women roaming this earth trying to get 365 notches a year " just because ". If you're not withholding due to religious beliefs I don't know what you are doing.

At this point I would've got my d1ck wet either way..
 

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That's really sad bro.

Therw are women roaming this earth trying to get 365 notches a year " just because ". If you're not withholding due to religious beliefs I don't know what you are doing.

At this point I would've got my d1ck wet either way..
Talking to women in which they say "the minimum required." And walking around shirtless. And for the last 2 years, in colder weather wearing a multi-colored jacket: red, blue, and purple (aka peacocking).
 

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Talking to women in which they say "the minimum required." And walking around shirtless. And for the last 2 years, in colder weather wearing a multi-colored jacket: red, blue, and purple (aka peacocking).
Previously, you've admitted to attending Chicago's Gay Pride Parade each year + The After-Events


If doing dumb s-it like this is indicative of your idea of R&R, it stands to reason: In general, the activities you engage in don't make you more attractive
 

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Previously, you've admitted to attending Chicago's Gay Pride Parade each year + The After-Events


If doing dumb s-it like this is indicative of your idea of R&R, it stands to reason: In general, the activities you engage in don't make you more attractive
No, I go there to check out the wild topless women, hand out atheism pamphlets, etc.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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