"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Your Penis Didn't Come With a Manual. Here is one.

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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People have reported about 0 gains, or up to 3 inches length, 1.5 girth.

If your penis is 3 inches, dont expect a 9 inch wang... One or two is a more realistic gain.
 

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has anyone seem any result from this yet? if you do place post your result
 

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Originally posted by Evo
has anyone seem any result from this yet? if you do place post your result
Yes please.

I have a bent penis issue (when erect) that really bothers me, so I'd like to hear results in correcting such a curve with the jelqing exercises.

Thanks.
 

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Originally posted by Nuovo
Yes please.

I have a bent penis issue (when erect) that really bothers me, so I'd like to hear results in correcting such a curve with the jelqing exercises.

Thanks.
i was originally straight, but now im kinda curvy... Im too lazy to fix it though (plus i really dont care... its not too bad)

Jelqs are traditionally done with the thumb facing your upper body. This will curve the penis upward after a while.

To make it curve more down, you just make the thumb face your feet, and it will help curve it down.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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What exercises should I do to make mine smaller...?
 

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my **** is 19.5 cm ifi press hardcore against the bone, but only 5 inches around...that bad? width wise i mean
 

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manuva said:
What exercises should I do to make mine smaller...?
i also have this problem:crazy:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fitch said:
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k, well when i masturbate i tried rubbing just the top of the head of my penis and it was real sensitive and felt good but i ended up pissin while i had an erection....why is it?

Because you had to "pee."
:crackup: :crackup:
 

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I used to do it years ago, did it for a solid 8 months straight and reported about a .75 gain in length. Minimal gains in girth. Around .1 inches maybe.

Careful though, if you don't do these exercises for a long period of time, the gains are NOT permanent. You need to continue with the for a while, or your penis will go back to its old length / girth state.

Oh, and be careful about thrombosed veins. If you get a thrombosed vein in your weeny, STOP PE immediately.
 

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How important is the heat wraps? what if I just do the exercises after I take my hot shower?
 

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just bumping this, seems to be alot of info here. do any of the pc exercises really work??

Brent
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Personally I have read about this before and it appears you could lose up to 75% of your gains if you drop it.
I personally wouldnt do it because my size is pretty damn nice and I don't want to fu** up
 

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Also 15 mg of zinc is alright right?(what my MV says 100% for DV)

or is main dude talkin about more?
 

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I tried the abortive masturbation thing, except I would do it for 30-45 minutes 4 or 5 times a week for about 2 or 3 weeks.

I haven't noticed a huge change.
 

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Nuovo said:
Yes please.

I have a bent penis issue (when erect) that really bothers me, so I'd like to hear results in correcting such a curve with the jelqing exercises.

Thanks.
Actually, I used to have a bigger curvature than now and I have always like JELQs. Some effect is from greater girth and some is from actual correction. You can target the area specifically.

I been doing the exercises for a while, that original post is actually from another discussion forum like this, it's a great one.

It does work, better for some, worse for others. PC flexes work for all. But it takes a commitment and time to see results. I like to keep is simple, I do not even bother with hot wraps, cause honestly, I never saw any real benefit. I find that a hot shower is all you need and sometimes you're just naturally relaxed and warm enough to do it anyway.
 

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Some facts about the penis I still haven´t seen here.

- ever wondered why a penis is arrow shaped with the tip thicker than the stem? This is the ideal form to flush out liquid from a tube. Like cleaning a bottle with a brush. When moving forward, liquid inside the tube is pushed to the side by the arrow shaped tip and gets under the rim. When pulling back, the liquid unter the rim is flushed out. Got what I am talking about? Yes, it is flushig out other men´s sperm. Masterful design by evolution.

- The pressure in a fully erect penis can reach up to 50 bar (atm). A car tire usually has about 2 bar. Go figure...

- Little sideline: Sperm actually have different functions. There are "killer" sperm designed to attack other men´s left over sperm, there are "alpha" sperm designed to penetrate the egg cell. Like an army with different divisions...

In connection with that, there´s sense to two cases that made the headlines lately. One chick in Austria and one in Britain sued guys to have them tested because they got pregnant. In one case, there were 17 (!) guys to be tested, in the other 13. What slYts.... But biologically it makes sense. If you want the best genes for your offspring, have yourself fYcked by as much men as possible in a short period of time and then have their sperm fight it out. Funny but biologically reasonable.

Nature is full of wonder...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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