"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Your most outrageous Tinder openers please

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Bored of 'hi, how are you?' and other generic openers which seems to feed these attention seekers and gets me nowhere.

Your more outrageous and entertaining openers when you have nothing to lose please.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Just make up some random **** that makes them smile. They can smell a canned opener from a mile away. I usually make it up based on their pictures.
 

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Sofomore said:
Just make up some random **** that makes them smile. They can smell a canned opener from a mile away. I usually make it up based on their pictures.
do you have an example?
 

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Some girl had that she was a dodgers fan. I'm a SF giants fan so I said "I think you're cute but I dunno about your baseball choices".

^^then started being playful with her. It's really simple. Just use ANYTHING but "hey whatsup".
 

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so 'your lips would look great wrapped around my c0ck' not a great opener?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Line: Are you an archaeologist?

Her response

Line: Because I have a large bone for you to examine.
 
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