Your most outrageous Tinder openers please

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Bored of 'hi, how are you?' and other generic openers which seems to feed these attention seekers and gets me nowhere.

Your more outrageous and entertaining openers when you have nothing to lose please.

 

[Sofomore]

Just make up some random **** that makes them smile. They can smell a canned opener from a mile away. I usually make it up based on their pictures.

 

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Just make up some random **** that makes them smile. They can smell a canned opener from a mile away. I usually make it up based on their pictures.

do you have an example?

 

[Sofomore]

Some girl had that she was a dodgers fan. I'm a SF giants fan so I said "I think you're cute but I dunno about your baseball choices".

^^then started being playful with her. It's really simple. Just use ANYTHING but "hey whatsup".

 

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so 'your lips would look great wrapped around my c0ck' not a great opener?

 

[SeymourCake]

Line: Are you an archaeologist?

Her response

Line: Because I have a large bone for you to examine.

 

[compleks]

Tell her you accidentally swiped yes.