"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Your icebreaker moves

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Been a lot of talk here lately about subjects that are basically negative. So I thought why don't we keep the positive spirit, keep it simple, and just share our good moves that make girls feel safe, have fun and turned on. Remember these moves are supposed to be icebreakers, which means they should work on girls who aren't already sexual with you. They can be something you say, do, whatever - if it's good, give it to us!

I pulled these two last week.

#1 - Pick her up or get her to ride on your shoulders or back for a tame reason like you're doing some back training, so she won't see this coming. Walk a little, then spin her around like crazy and run with her (to a more secluded area if available). Pretend to let her down, push her back up and do a shorter re-run of it. Now let her down (close to a wall preferably), kiss her on the forehead immediately and then let her say "you're crazy!" or whatever she'll say. Laugh, smile, kiss her face again and this time move down to her mouth. Push her against the wall/tree/etc. if you have one, and now you just kiss-closed in a way she'll never forget.

#2 - Take her to a nice view, preferably against a handle like a short wall. Immediately after you've said anything that made her laugh or smile a little, complain that you feel a little chilly and you'd like a hug to warm up (obviously do this when it sounds believable, like in the evening/winter/whatever you can come up with). OR just hug her if you think she'll react fine. When she hugs you, make yourself "big" by placing your arms and legs around her like she's a little girl hugging a big teddy bear and gently press her into you & touch her up with your hands. Let her rest her head on your shoulder or chest. Do this for a while, then break it up, turn her around and place her ass against your crotch and start massaging her torso (this is why you want her to face a nice view, so it won't look awkward). After a while, ask if she's got hair spray applied while you touch her high on her neck. If she says yes you start kissing her neck lower than that, if no kiss anywhere.
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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TheMonkeyKing

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I don't really over think it. I'm a fairly tactile person anyway, so it usually happens quite naturally.

There might initially be an incidental touch of legs or arms, which I just let naturally progress by getting closer. Probably the go to move is a hand on the knee (when sat down) as I deliver a teasing line. If it's going really slowly - which usually it doesn't - I simply spin them round as we walk along the street and go for the kiss, like they do in the movies :D Not many women will be able to resist this.
 

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I don't really over think it. I'm a fairly tactile person anyway, so it usually happens quite naturally.
Yea that's what this is supposed to be, just simple stuff you did on the spot and was a good move in hindsight.
 

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"Check out" and jewelry, their nails, etc they are wearing and touch it, ask them about it...grab their hands and rub them and tell them they have "soft" hands or they are "rough" depending on what they are...stroke their hair and tell them it looks soft, or tell them you like their highlights, etc...sniff their neck and tell them they smell good...

Just do what you want...don't ask permission and make it seem normal and natural like you do it all the time.
 
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